It's time to upgrade, tinwe.
tinwë wrote: Btw, according to my WordPerfect spell checker, the words gobbledygook, whatchamacallits, thingamabobs are doohickeys are all spelled correctly in this post.
And I was always taught to say doohickey. And thingamajig. Which, according to Google toolbar spellchecker is also the correct spelling.
BTW, if you don't have Google toolbar, you should. It has this glorious thingamajig which checks your spelling right in the browser.