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5. Great place for fans of Monty Python's the Argument Sketch.

No it isn't.

Holbytla wrote:

4. You can compare post count size and penis size.

I stay here for the people. Damned if I know why sometimes. I have been looking into joining the fans of gum cleaning dentists' boards, but they seem to be few and far between.



Now, if one of you here is a hot looking dentist who can "turn on" my gums, well, then, I want your e-mail. I also bring over the boy brigade of pets - three male cats all with claws and one very protective pomeranian dog, who if I yell, starts barking protectively at anything that moves.

Welcome jadeval.

I htay sere tor fhe spoonerisms.

Crucifer wrote:

I htay sere tor fhe spoonerisms.

Then I think you'll enjoy this page.

jadeval wrote:

well, I got booted from TORC a few weeks ago for trying to fight trollism with trollism... seems that offensive fundamentalist propaganda is acceptable there but not highly ironic sexual innuendo... humph

Welcome, jadevel

We promise we do not bite, we do kevetch a lot, and sometimes Angbasdil lets loose his monkeys, and the place DOES get a bit like the common room at a frat house but otherwise, we is good peoples here.

I hope you like it!! I look forward to seeing you about.

Those are brilliant Jude!

I stay for the laughing snowmen.


Wait. What?

Ah, that's why I stay.

The resourceful sarcasm of the members.

Ara-anna wrote:

yes we encourage highly sexual innuendo, and lots of it.

Hey I almost got banned there for the exact same reason. Now I pretend to be nice and try to let the other sexual innuendo that slides by not bother me much.

You know, I toyed with asking to be reinstated at TORC last week. Well, it's been three years now and people have been let back in much earlier for less.

But then, what would be the point? I couldn't post as me. Everything would be overly-scrutinized and I'd feel like a poor eunuch. Surrounded by such opportunity, but being unable to act on it. Hard up, but not hard up.

So here I am, here I stay.

And whose loss is it? Certainly not ours. It's our gain.

I stay here for the people. My friends are here. In fact, I'd more say you are my family.


Lali

ETA: Whose, not who's.

And if that family occasionally resembles one from Faulkner, well, don't all families now and then?

Exactly!!!


Lali

Precisely.

So my friend jadeval is here? Jiminy crickets!!!

Hey, jadeval, I guess I should go to the welcome thread.

thanks for the welcome vison and everyone... looks like a good place you guys have got going here. I was kicked off torc for saying some things against xxxfrodo (something about tying him down sadomasochistic style), so I don't take it personally to say the least (he deserves it). Anyway, I've been perusing there for a few weeks as one silently suppressed...same old political topics... I'm over it.

I have no idea who xxxfrodo is or what transpired...

But with a name like that it hardly seems fair that he, she or it object to being tied down in a thread. Otherwise it just seems like a violation of truth in advertising. I mean, if it were pg13frodo it would make some sense.

Anyway, look around and see if we fit in with your needs. And remember that bit about looking into the abyss and the abyss looking back.

Yes, you can talk about S&M here with no strings attached. If you have any problems I'm sure someone will show you the ropes.

Oh wait, that's bondage (which as a kid meant you were a 007 fan).

So much still to learn, so little time.

I'm so naive.

Welcome J

Lidless, jadeval has talents you may be unaware of.

Obfuscation is his forte.

I never used to go for obfuscation, preferring mastication, but ya know? As ya get older, ya larn better.