Inspired by the Area 51 event,
https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing ... ea-51-raid
Thousands plan to storm Loch Ness the day after Area 51 raid: 'Nessie can't hide from us all'
Alas, authorities in the UK don't seem to have much more of a sense of humor than the US military.
"There's really no need to 'storm' Loch Ness, given that it is open to the public 24/7, 365 days a year," Gemma McDonald, a spokeswoman for the Royal National Lifeboat Institution — which monitors Loch Ness — told CNN.
Loch Ness has an average temperature of 42 degrees and can have towering waves, and “conditions deteriorate quickly,” making it hard for a rescue mission if people go too far trying to find the monster, McDonald added.
I swear, these days official spokespersons seem to assume that people are all really stupid. Um, guys, it's called a joke?