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PostPosted: Tue 24 Jan , 2006 8:44 pm 
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I posted the 2004 list in some other thread at one point, but I don't remember which (and search isn't helping). So here it is, hot off the presses in its own thread:

The BEAST 50 Most Loathsome People in America, 2005

All your favorites are there, from Tommy Hilfiger to Geraldo to Cheney to someone just a bit closer to home. ;)


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This is a great list for several reasons.

1- it is funny -- in parts it is side-splitting funny
2- it skews across all philosphical and political lines
3- so much of it is so darn spot on

For my money, I would switch the postiions of Pat Robertson and Karl Rove. And I disagree with the assessment that Rove IS NOT a genius. I think he most certainly is..... a evil Satanic genius -- but still a genius. After all, were there no Carl Rove, there would be no George W. and Dick Cheney in the White House and that would eliminate numbers 2 and 3 on this list.

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PostPosted: Tue 24 Jan , 2006 9:24 pm 
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:devil: w00t I'm on the list twice.... :devil: beat that George Lucas.

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PostPosted: Tue 24 Jan , 2006 10:13 pm 
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:devil: w00t I'm on the list twice.... :devil: beat that George Lucas.


:scratch: I missed your name.

Wait a minute - is your real name Paris Hilton? :suspicious:

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<--Agrees with most everything on the list, but would naturally switch a few places around.

Right on about George Lucas, by the way. The new trilogy did tank. Star Wars lives on in the novels and video games - NOT the movies. Lucas should have had the guys who made Knights of the Old Republic make his new Trilogy. I -guarantee- it would've been around 1,000x better. Maybe even worthy of some academy awards as much as I despise them. ;) :D

Haha at Pat Robertson.

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PostPosted: Tue 24 Jan , 2006 10:34 pm 
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Charges: Wasting billions of minutes of time and millions of dollars in bandwidth on the thin hope that a few poor saps will be stupid enough to believe that a Nigerian banker actually wants to give them millions of dollars, or that responding to an unsolicited e-mail is the smart way to refinance their mortgage or enlarge their penis. Every day, we must perform the tedious task of combing through our e-mail and deleting the nine tenths of it which consist of the most retarded marketing in history, along with mean-spirited swindles and ads for the vilest pornography imaginable. All because these jack-offs can think of no better way to support themselves than by pestering the entire fucking planet.

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Cute. Funny.

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:D

If Leonides gives his reaction to this, can someone paste it here? ;)

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PostPosted: Wed 25 Jan , 2006 12:22 am 
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Dave_LF wrote:
I posted the 2004 list in some other thread at one point, but I don't remember which (and search isn't helping). So here it is, hot off the presses in its own thread:

The BEAST 50 Most Loathsome People in America, 2005

All your favorites are there, from Tommy Hilfiger to Geraldo to Cheney to someone just a bit closer to home. ;)


:LMAO: :LMAO:

I know of whom Dave speaks. I could not agree more.

[quote]19. James Sensenbrenner

Charges: Hates free speech. Sensenbrenner is every truculent moron who ever shouted you down for informing him or called you a traitor for disagreeing with him. Sensenbrenner wants to apply criminal penalties for broadcast indecency—jail for swearing. Sensenbrenner and his supporters don’t know a damn thing about freedom or democracy; they may not even understand that they are clearly against these concepts. They are terrible, mindless, trained by decades of churchgoing into an unquestioning loyalty and a bitter resentment of dissent. That’s why they didn’t mind when this turgid cock abruptly ended a hearing on the Patriot Act after a single round of questioning because the witnesses were talking about Guantanamo. Sensenbrenner gaveled the hearing to a close over the objections of many, and when it became clear that the Democrats weren’t leaving, this old, worthless bag of shit turned off the microphones and ordered CSPAN to turn its cameras off, clearly enraged by the idea of liberals getting a turn to talk. Specializes in legislative attacks on civil liberties and the separation of powers, such as the Patriot Act and 2005’s REAL ID Act, which made it’s way into law as a rider attached to a military spending bill, and allows the Homeland Security Department to bypass any law or court to erect physical barriers at our borders.

Exhibit A: If Sensenbrenner ran the country, we’d go to jail for writing this.

Sentence: Spine-mounted electrode racks Sensenbrenner’s body with searing pain every time he utters an article, pronoun, or any form of the verbs “to haveâ€


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How is it possible that Joan Rivers and I didn't make the list?
We are such has beens.

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PostPosted: Wed 25 Jan , 2006 2:58 am 
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Holbytla, you are not a has-been.You are a still are.
So there.

Go to the Manweista thread and read my last post and laff yer buns off.

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very good, unfortunately I didn't know 80% of the horrors on the list


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PostPosted: Wed 25 Jan , 2006 2:01 pm 
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The Watcher wrote:
:LMAO: :LMAO:

I know of whom Dave speaks. I could not agree more.


I give up - who? :scratch:

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I'm really glad Tommy Hugefucker I mean Hilfiger made the list...I can't stand that guy!! :x

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PostPosted: Wed 25 Jan , 2006 8:14 pm 
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I'm really glad Tommy Hugefucker I mean Hilfiger made the list...I can't stand that guy!! :x


Or his stupid ugly ass clothes.... why the eff do people pay for his crap, its bugly very bugly.

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PostPosted: Tue 14 Mar , 2006 4:27 am 
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The South Korean Prime Minister is offering to resign after being caught golfing with business executives during a railway strike.

Reuters wrote:
SEOUL (Reuters) - South Korean Prime Minister Lee Hae-chan offered on Tuesday to resign for playing golf with business executives while a national railway strike was causing transport chaos, media reports said.

Several newspapers and politicians have called on Lee to resign for failing to attend to the strike and instead play golf with a group that included a businessman who had been convicted of financial crimes and another under investigation for price fixing.


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I'm really glad Tommy Hugefucker I mean Hilfiger made the list...I can't stand that guy!!


*looks inside woolly jumper at shirt*

*shuts the f~~~ up*


(whines) I did buy it in a charity shop.

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