10) Eventually I'll get to pick a theme for a month in Turf.
9) Still hoping for the Porn Forum.
8) Cheaper than calling people long distance.
7) Always fun to see what ads Google assigns to ToE.
6) Less painful than continuous games of Mexican One Punch.
5) Better parties than those wussy Harry Potter sites.
4) It will do till they make those Web-linked sex toys work right.
3) Allows useful outlet for messianic complex.
2) Reminds me of when I still had to pick up girls.
And the number one reason I'm seriously considering staying:
1) I can't think of anyone else I would rather have drive me crazy.