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Posted: Thu 27 Aug , 2009 7:37 pm
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This is nearly beyond belief. I say nearly because it comes from the radical right wing of the republican/libertarian wacko wing and is thus very believable. Some in this demographic actually want the President of the USA to display the nations First Penis as part of this whole "r ya a real 'merican" nonsense.

http://jezebel.com/5344988/birthers-wan ... amas-penis

Just when you think these wackjobs cannot fall any farther down that rabbit hole you realize someone has dug out a few thousand more feet and the bottom is nowhere in sight.

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Posted: Thu 27 Aug , 2009 8:23 pm
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Maybe it's just a lousy cover for homoerotic fantasies. There're porn sites that cater to that. Maybe they just want to make fools of themselves though.

Circumcision doesn't mean much in the US in terms of religious affiliation. Some boys get it done because they're Jewish or Muslim. Others because their parents thought it was more sanitary.

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Posted: Thu 27 Aug , 2009 8:43 pm
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so THIS explains whitehouse.com!!! :Q

(a porn site, last I checked)

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Posted: Thu 27 Aug , 2009 9:25 pm
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What will they do when Obama accidently pokes them in the eye with the First Penis? Yes, this is a black joke.

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sauronsfinger
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Posted: Thu 27 Aug , 2009 9:50 pm
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thats funny TED. And now I keep seeing Clevon Little as the sheriff in BLAZING SADDLES saying "excuse me while I whip this out". Those white townfolk were pretty shocked also. Come to think of it, those townfolk seem to be the same folks at many of these town meetings screaming "the President is a ..." then the church bell rings. ;)

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Posted: Thu 27 Aug , 2009 10:55 pm
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Birthers: We want to see your dick.

Obama: My dick is 2 inches.........from the ground. If I wasn't circumsized, it would be draggin.

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That was hilarious. And disturbing. All at the same time. :cool:

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Posted: Fri 28 Aug , 2009 6:36 am
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An old trick by the Far Right - cause for an invasion on the grounds that there are hidden Weapons Of Mass Destruction.

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:damnfunny: Presumably the Prez can launch in less than 45 minutes...

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:damnfunny:

"Michelle, darlin', you have 15 minutes to reach safe minimum distance."

"The President is being transported to a secure underground location...for our protection".

"The President is being impeached for sexual harassment after he asked one of his staff if they could take a poll for him."

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:rofl: Now we know what they really meant by the arms dossier being "sexed up!"

Gives a whole new meaning to the term long-range strategic missile.

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Lidless
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Posted: Fri 28 Aug , 2009 6:54 am
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"Don't upset the President - he'll go ballistic."

I can envisage the Threat Level colour-coding to be replaced by inches.

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And should we worry 'bout Michelle having her finger on the red button?

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Lidless
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...or the pulse of the nation.

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Posted: Fri 28 Aug , 2009 9:32 am
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Perhaps showing one's penis for inspection is a ceremony every Democratic president has to go through.

If so fair enough, the whole world had to look at the arsehole in the White House for the previous 8 years

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so THIS explains whitehouse.com!!!
Not quite. It was named thus to mock one of the UK's most prominent purity and censorship campaigners, Mary Whitehose.

While we are on names and the tone has been set at a low level, my car went through its annual mandatory safety check yesterday. One of the testers was a Mr Cockaday. I'm sure yov would approve.

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Posted: Fri 28 Aug , 2009 5:15 pm
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Now that the penis jokes have come to this side of the pond, and left Obama behind (thanks, Tosh), I think it's time for THIS:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXuA3qGXl7c

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