I now declare the formal opening of the B77 Singles Club.
Anyone who is not married or involved is welcome to join.
Cheesy-pick-up lines are allowed if they are funny.
One-night stands are discouraged. But if they happen, a full report is expected.
Food and drink are available at all times and there is an excellent sound system. Right now, "Abby Road" is on the CD player.
So. Umm...hey, good looking! What's your sign?