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Farawen
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Posted: Wed 05 Jan , 2005 4:38 pm
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicide murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.




Yeah, I made the same mistake you did. I did read.

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Lidless
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Posted: Wed 05 Jan , 2005 4:51 pm
Als u het leven te ernstig neemt, mist u de betekenis.
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Huzzah!

I didn't read it. No horrible death for me!!

What?

Oh.

Fuck.

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halplm
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Posted: Wed 05 Jan , 2005 5:00 pm
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Is it bad this is the first post I read here?


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Posted: Wed 05 Jan , 2005 5:33 pm
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[quote]A girl died in 1933 by a homicide murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. [/quote]

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Eruname
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Posted: Wed 05 Jan , 2005 6:06 pm
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Couldn't you have done this at TORC Farawen?? :P

I hate being weirded out...gotta do what Leoba did:
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicide murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

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Posted: Wed 05 Jan , 2005 6:19 pm
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Eruname wrote:
Couldn't you have done this at TORC Farawen?? :P

I hate being weirded out...gotta do what Leoba did:
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicide murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
Yeah, and I got an email telling me that if I sent it on to 5 people I'd get free round tickets to Europe from British Airways in the mail the next day...

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Jaeniver
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Posted: Wed 05 Jan , 2005 6:21 pm
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:neutral: why did i read this. i am superstitious as hell. and yes i done almost all the things possible that had me near heartattacks concerning supertitiousness.

why did i read that. *sigh*

if i don't asnwer tomorrow I blame Farawen

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Kaya
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Posted: Wed 05 Jan , 2005 6:29 pm
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Jaeniver wrote:
if i don't asnwer tomorrow I blame Farawen
If you don't answer tomorrow you can't blame anyone because suffocated people usually can't answer nor blame anymore. :P

But tomorrow I won't be here anymore to notice that you're not posting. :Q

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will see you on the other side kaya and we shall settle this :twisted:

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Posted: Wed 05 Jan , 2005 6:36 pm
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A girl died in 1933 by a homicide murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Hey, if you take the letters of the chant and shuffel them, you can see disneyland

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You have been warned :bang:

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halplm
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Posted: Wed 05 Jan , 2005 7:03 pm
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Well, the real problem is, he got the chant wrong, everyone knows it should have been "Toma Sota NICTO"


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Jaeniver
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:LMAO: Din you adorable fruitcake.

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Farawen
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Posted: Wed 05 Jan , 2005 7:25 pm
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HI HALPLM!!1 Welcome to the madhouse. :mrgreen: Sorry that this is the first thread you posted in... but let's be honest, better this way than posting in Guru's Nekkid TORC Admins and Mods Calendar thread... :Q

(Okay, I admit, it didn't necessarily start out as a TORC calendar.. but anyway. Ahem.)

Lots of nosy people on b77, I can't help but notice. :twisted:
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Couldn't you have done this at TORC Farawen??
I don't post on TORC anymore, Eru. :)

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Rodia
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Posted: Wed 05 Jan , 2005 7:35 pm
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What's a homicide murder compared with a regular murder?

:P

I expect authentic ghosts to have better grammar than I do thank you very much.

What's Toma Sota Balcu anyway?

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Eruname
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Posted: Wed 05 Jan , 2005 7:42 pm
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Ah, didn't know that Farawen.

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*Alandriel*
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Posted: Wed 05 Jan , 2005 7:44 pm
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slaps Farawen now I finally have a reason to
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You superstitious bunch of......... :LMAO: Ooops :Q Just saw a black cat crossing from the left


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Leoba
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Posted: Wed 05 Jan , 2005 7:45 pm
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Rodia wrote:
What's Toma Sota Balcu anyway?
An anagram of "A casual bottom"
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Lidless
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Posted: Wed 05 Jan , 2005 8:28 pm
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I *thought* it sounded like a load of hot air. Thanks Leoba.

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Farawen
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Posted: Wed 05 Jan , 2005 8:33 pm
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:suspicious:

Okay, now I really feel stupid. I almost had a heart attack reading it this morning.

Oh, shut up.




*slaps Alandriel back* Heee, I don't even need a reason to do that. :mrgreen:


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:LMAO:

My bottom is casually going home then. Goodnight B77!!!

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