I believe it is time that we as a board discussed whether or not we should ban:
Tyranny
Child abuse
Spammers
Cheesy radio DJs
Roadkill (it's sad and gross)
Inconsiderate smokers
Crappy concert opening bands
Reggaeton
That whole "Christmas is the time for frenzied materialism" thing
Those outrageous credit card late charges
Michael Bay movies
Those people who can't talk about anything but sports
American Idol (sorry *E*, it needs to be done)
Greedy politicians
Lying politicians
Power hungry politicians
Politicians
McDonald's
Homophobia
Whiny emo music
Whiny emo fashion
Emo
Haircuts like this http://bp3.blogger.com/_snhU--0Hzk0/Rzv ... istian.jpg
Candy corn
Heroin
Martin Lawrence
Religious zealots
Unreligious zealots
Breakups
Loneliness
Depression
Rabies
Those people who play music with the base so loud you can hear it half a mile away
Speedos at the beach
Clothes at the beach
HIV
Junk mail
Genocide
Rising gas prices
Those loud screaming radio car ads
Those bright flashing Internet ads
Those big ugly billboard ads
Those ads with cheesy little jingles
Those ads that they played before a movie in a theater
Those ads that try to subtly convince you that buying their product will finally make you happy, fulfilled, or cool
What ever ads are left after that
Littering
Hummers (the car, not the other thing)
Celebrity gossip magazines
Shitty Christmas music covers
Natural disasters
Slavery
Raw onions
Disturbing anime-fueled sex fetishes (tentacle rape anyone?)
Ignorance
Pretty much anything that has, does, or will hurt Anthy (seriously, what the hell?)
Rush hour traffic
Art snobs
Bratz dolls and merchandise
Grand Theft Auto video games
Racial prejudice
All shallow pop/hip-hop whose main purpose for existence is to promote superficiality and materialism
Cable TV News
Guns, bullets, and bombs
Ferrets
I know that the Rangers are currently busy working on banning democracy, but once that issue is settled I would appreciate it if they began this other pressing work.
Thank you.
eta: oversights that should've been included on the original list, as pointed out by WampusCat
Mosquitoes
Fleas
Sports announcers
Uncomfortable shoes
Cancer
Mildew