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yovargas
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"What was your technique?"

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Mock not the Chuck! :rage:

For the Chuck must not be Mocked. :rage:

The Chuckiness of Chuck is beyond thy feeble understanding! :rage:

The Totality of Chuck's Chuckiness, and its Importance to Life as We Know It can scarcely be Exaggerated!

Fear the Wrath of the Chuckiness of Chuckness's Acolytes! For lo, they are Big and they are Mean! :rage:

Roundhouse Kick to the Person of the Mocker! That's what The Chuck and/or the Acolytes of the Chuckiness of Chuckness's will Deliver upon Detecting Mockery! :devil:




I, personally, me myself that is, would sooner have my brain removed without anaesthetic and replaced by silly putty than actually have to watch a Chuck Norris "movie". :puke:

The only worse thing? A Steven Segal movie. :treble puke:

O, the Sickoness of Steven Segal! Mock on. :devil:


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Chuck Norris v Steven Segal.

My money is on Chuck.

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Segal might last one, maybe two roundhouse kicks to the face. Then he'll be defeated by the awesomeness of Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris loves vison. :love:


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I dunno.. Steven Segal could bring in his Navy Seals, but I'm thinking Chuck's Delta Force would take them...

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Gimli sees Chuck's beard and becomes extremely jealous. Upon seeing Gimli staring at him Chuck procedes to roundhouse kick him in his awe-struck face.


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Gimli ducks and punches chuck in the nuts because gimli has seen far to many Chuck movies and knows exactly what to expect....

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Chuch then roars: no one touches Chuck juniors without Chuck's permission! He then procedes to look at Gimli who then erupts into flame.


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gimli's fist shatters and Chuck Norris laughs at the misguided dwarf now howling in pain. Chuck then proceeds to roundhouse gimli in the face.


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Gimli, no matter how hard you try... you'll always lose to Chuck... you've seen his movies.

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yov is just jealous of where gimli's fist has been...


ok that sounds bad..

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^ pervy Chuck Norris fancier. I'm telling teh hobbit.

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So this is why we don't see you guys in the RP forum...




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well if chuck was there...........


and hobbit is MUCH more worthy of fancying than Chuck!

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Dear Chuck Norris,

As a small child I remember watching some of your films. Boy do you roundhouse kick like it's nobody's business. Granted I can't remember the title of these precious films, but they were pretty much the same. Roundhouse kick here, judo chop there. Good times.

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Als u het leven te ernstig neemt, mist u de betekenis.
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How much wood would a Chuck Norris chuck if a Chuck Norris could chuck wood?



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I don't know what you guys are talking about, Bruce Lee would kick Chuck Norris's ass in less than a minute.

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Wrong. Chuck Norris would stop time. He's that good.

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Stopping time would be detrimental, it would mean Bruce Lee could defeat him in no time at all!

Bruce Lee's ability to defeat anyone in under a minute is documented fact. You don't mess with documented fact! It's fact!

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