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Nienor SharkAttack
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Posted: Fri 03 Mar , 2006 3:12 pm
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They keep on coming...

There is no theory of evolution, only a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

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Posted: Fri 03 Mar , 2006 11:18 pm
I've cried a thousand oceans, and I would cry a thousand more if that's what it takes to sail you home.
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Just showing some Chuck love with my new sig...




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I've cried a thousand oceans, and I would cry a thousand more if that's what it takes to sail you home.
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Guess who's birthday it is?



















That's right.

Sharon Stone's.




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Als u het leven te ernstig neemt, mist u de betekenis.
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I always thought Chuck Norris was an order.

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Only if you're ordering swift death...


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Als u het leven te ernstig neemt, mist u de betekenis.
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My favorite last three words to a movie can be found at the end of Dodgeball.

"Fuckin' Chuck Norris."

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Someone told me today that it was Chuck Norris' birthday. Ignorant fuck. Chuck Norris wasn't born.


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Posted: Tue 14 Mar , 2006 12:04 am
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That was the other day. He turned 66.

Only another six hundred years for the prophecy to be completed!




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Do I sense a tad o' levity regarding The Chuck? :suspicious:

Watch it, kids. :rage:

For The Chuck knows all and sees all. :Q

RKTTF to everyone.

*swoons for The Chuck* :bow:

There is no Chuck but The Chuck.

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I don't know if any of you have seen this but I'll post it anyhow...

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/190 ... oplay=true


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Posted: Wed 15 Mar , 2006 1:54 pm
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Thanks, twt! Very surreal. :D

I liked one of the comments responding to someone saying the whole Chuck Norris phenomenon isn't funny to anyone with a brain: "are you kidding me do you even know who Chuck Norris is?............. i guess you are just a child with no sense of humor."

... And yet when people like this stuff, they're called children with no sense of humor (as in a good one).

Peeps r weird.




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Yeah, I saw those comments too. :D Some people...


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Hasta la victoria, siempre
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Who?

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You've got something sticky on the sole of your shoe.

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Posted: Fri 31 Mar , 2006 5:47 am
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Rotfl. Ok... Chuck Norris did for a time study under Bruce Lee. And he does kick butt. I was even sort of related to him for a time. My father in law was his cousin.... LOL. (thought he was a bad ass because Chuck was his cousin)
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A Fan Letter, From B77


Dear Chuck Norris,

You have developed quite a following at www.board77.com after someone posted a list of your mighty qualities. The following is almost as eerie as when a bunch of us put Iavas's hot brother in our sigs and swooned for him. But that is in the past. THis is the present, and we swoon for you.

I shall now let an esteemed member of the board continue writing this letter.

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So... I was on the Kingdom of Loathing's messageboards, and they totally have an animation at the top of the page where Chuck Norris peeks into the room, glares at you, and then slips back out.

It was scary.

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I still think the time we saw him at Fazoli's was frightening enough.

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