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vison
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Posted: Sat 28 Jan , 2006 4:13 am
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Well, it isn't so much that I rule, but my friend M does. She gave them to me. I laughed so hard, reading them, that I got a bellyache, no kidding.

So, what IS it with Chuck Norris? Like, why?

I'm not complaining, just curious. :scratch:

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I think he's just one of those cultural things where you just know about him without really trying.

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:rofl:

I love it!


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:LMAO:

Someone on Polish ebay is selling a vial of Chuck Norris' Tears!!! :LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO: They heal cancer, aids, and raise your IQ by 60%. w00t!

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:LMAO:

Though it's too bad Chuck Norris has never cried. :P


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....

People. Really. :roll:

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The question is, how much is said vial of "tears" going for? ;)

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My physics teacher told us we'd get extra credit today if we came up with a really good new Chuck Norris joke. :D


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Any time Chuck is featured predominantly in a movie in which he round house kicks a French detective, it's called a Chuck Noirris movie.

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(okay that sounded a lot funnier in my head).


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mrs_whatsit wrote:
Any time Chuck is featured predominantly in a movie in which he round house kicks a French detective, it's called a Chuck Noirris movie.

:D

(okay that sounded a lot funnier in my head).
C'est tres amusant!

Now, make up one in which he roundhouse kicks Jean Claud van Damme.

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I'm not sure if it's been posted, but I thought y'all would enjoy this video: The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. It is rather effing fabulous.

Ro, the tears are gone. :bawl:




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Dearest Chuck Norris,

I just got spam from you!!!!1111

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Unfortunately, I don't really need more cheap software, but I appreciate the thought.


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Did you know, the original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up? This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.


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I never really knew how big a deal The Chuck is.

This whole thing has been a real eye-opener, for sure.

:bow: The Chuck :bow:

I feel . . . . .sorta blessed, you know?

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Welcome to enlightenment.

It's kinda fun! :D

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:suspicious::suspicious::suspicious:

Is a wave of Chuck Norris sweeping over the world? First five different persons sent me The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, and then people on my MSN list start having titles like "If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down" and "Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck."

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Is this some kind of disease? The bird flu? The Chuck Norris flu?

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If it is, then I don't want the cure!




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I've noticed it popping up around here too. It really makes me wonder just how closely connected all of us are to each other without knowing it.


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And it's not just here! The people on my MSN list that I mentioned are stupid Norwegian youths (Who? Me? :halo:) who should never even have heard of Chuck Norris! It's global, and it's dangerous!






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