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gimli_axe_wielder
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I dunno, he may make scary movies, but technicaly chuck is a lot better at martial arts that most of the yahoo's you see in martial arts films....

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They actually faught each other in Return of the Dragon... Bruce Lee won.

Granted, Bruce Lee also directed the film, but I'm sure it was real...

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riiiight..

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Listen it's a moo point since Bruce Lee is dead. Chuck Norris obviously would win based on life alone. Now if Bruce Lee's corpse could kiss ass then we'd be talking about something completely different....Or if we are talking about Bruce Campbell as Ash :D


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If he could chuck wood? I can assure you that Chuck Norris can chuck wood and the wood that he chucks is better chucked than any other wood that Chuck has not chucked.


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Oh fine, if you want to limit yourself to LIVE people...

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Yov I think you just cancelled out all of Chucks wood.

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Oh fine, if you want to limit yourself to LIVE people...
For legal purposes, I believe this is the way to go, hal.




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There we go with the legal purposes again... :rage:

There are clearly historical documents pitting the two foes against each other I'm afraid they show Chuck was evil...

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legal purposes....

Chuck is able to clear legal purposes with a single roundhouse kick.

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Als u het leven te ernstig neemt, mist u de betekenis.
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Listen it's a moo point
On the udder hand...

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Lidless is pretty accomplished with the round house kick too... or so I hear...

You'd probably have to ask a purist...


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I have not seen anything of the kind, but I don't doubt it's possible.

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way to cover your ass hal..

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It is one of my more refined talents...

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Rumor has it it's also one of Chuck Norris's finer talents as well....


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Yov I think you just cancelled out all of Chucks wood.
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Of course it is, what was I thinking? :doh1:


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I dont wanna know about chuck's wood thank you very much....

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*sigh* Things just go from bad to worse around here.


Yes, halplm. It is always better, legal-wise, to perform any action you might be contemplating on a live body, unless, of course, you are contemplating embalming.

Someone appears to have embalmed both Mr. I'm-so-Wooden-the Woodchuck-Chucked-Me Norris and Mr. I'm-so-fabulous-but-any-fool-can-tell-I-do-Botox Mr. Seagal.

halplm, was it you?

I guess there's no use bringing that poncey Belgian into this, is there?

Jean Claude something-or-other?


No? I didn't think so.


Poncing Belgians, anyway. :D



I didn't think so. :D


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