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gimli_axe_wielder wrote:
I dont wanna know about chuck's wood thank you very much....
Yov might. He might even want to chuck the wood.

You wanna know who Chuck Norris' enemies are? Just look at the endangered species list...


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Posted: Wed 21 Dec , 2005 1:50 pm
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Who are these vile creatures you speak of vison, Segal and Van Dam??*shudder* There is only Chuck Norris, there only needs to be Chuck Norris. Oh and you forgot the Govenator ;)


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Hairy chuck!

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Dear Chuck

I have a cold, would you please come and roundhouse kick its butt. I will provide the appropriate offerings at the CN alter.


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I would, but if I roundhoused the cold, it would also destroy anything in the vicinity of the cold, which presumably includes you. I don't want to destroy you.






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Little do people know that the CN tower here in Toronto is named after Chuck Norris after he visited canada and roundhouse kicked the mayor when he told Chuck that he could not name the tower after himself.

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Posted: Wed 21 Dec , 2005 4:55 pm
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Dear Chuck,

Could you roundhouse kick my ass to the gym? Oh hell could you just roundhouse kick my ass off don't worry if you take a little thigh off in the process, in fact that would be even better.

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I like Steven Segal and Jet Li better than Chuck Norris.

Sorry.

I even like Jackie Chan better.

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MariaHobbit wrote:
I like Steven Segal and Jet Li better than Chuck Norris.

Sorry.

I even like Jackie Chan better.

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Well Chuck is the god but the best movies are old Jet Li and Jackie Chan IMHO...


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Thewhitetree wrote:
Little do people know that the CN tower here in Toronto is named after Chuck Norris after he visited canada and roundhouse kicked the mayor when he told Chuck that he could not name the tower after himself.

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Ya know, I DID wonder why it was called the CN tower!! :scratch: Thanx ever so for telling us. ;)

I hafta make sure this info gets inta the kids' geography textbooks.

What a guy. :D What a guy. :D


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Jackie Chan and Jet Li I'll give you MH. But Segal?? Ick!

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Yeah, Segal is supremely cheesy while trying to appear serious... at least Chuck Norris embraces his cheasiness... most of the time :)

Bruce Lee is still the best real fighter, but Jackie Chan's movies are more fun.

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Well I'd kill to see a movie with Norris, Segal, Stallone and Van Dam all in one. :D


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Premise would have to be 4 brothers seperated by reality and Time are brought together into the future, by Christopher lambert-playing a scottish alien, to destroy once and for all their resurected arch nemesises, that now control most of the galaxy.

It would cost BILLIONS and would make 12k opening year. :LMAO:

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It would only cost billions.....in lives.


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Incurable wrote:
[...]Christopher lambert-playing a scottish alien[...]
:LMAO:

I'm not entirely sure why I find that phrase so funny...

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:LMAO:

I'd see it :neutral:


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I would see it multiple times!

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Throughout the course of this action-packed movie Segal, Stallone and Van Dam would have to be killed off at strategic points leaving Chuck Norris to deal with the rest of the bad guys and kill every terrorist in sight without breaking a sweat and leaving without a scratch. :D


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