Mock not the Chuck!
For the Chuck must not be Mocked.
The Chuckiness of Chuck is beyond thy feeble understanding!
The Totality of Chuck's Chuckiness, and its Importance to Life as We Know It can scarcely be Exaggerated!
Fear the Wrath of the Chuckiness of Chuckness's Acolytes! For lo, they are Big and they are Mean!
Roundhouse Kick to the Person of the Mocker! That's what The Chuck and/or the Acolytes of the Chuckiness of Chuckness's will Deliver upon Detecting Mockery!
I, personally, me myself that is, would sooner have my brain removed without anaesthetic and replaced by silly putty than actually have to watch a Chuck Norris "movie". :puke:
The only worse thing? A Steven Segal movie. :treble puke:
O, the Sickoness of Steven Segal! Mock on.