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elfshadow
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Posted: Thu 06 Aug , 2009 5:42 am
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
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Marry the Hilton. Obviously. It'll set you up for life. Chuck Perez, I love his column but he's not terribly attractive. I guess that leaves Paris to fuck. I mean, hey, she's pretty hot for a skinny uptight bitch. *E*'s right that she probably has lots of STDs, but we'd have her do a test beforehand just to make sure she was relatively clean.


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Angbasdil
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Posted: Thu 06 Aug , 2009 6:55 pm
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Here's my plan:

1.Chuck the dude.
2. Marry the skinny whore.
3. Use my newfound status as her husband to embezzle large amounts of money from the family business, thereby fucking the hotel.
4. Skip town.


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yovargas
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Posted: Thu 06 Aug , 2009 9:35 pm
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Wait.......is the Eiffel Tower on the table?


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*E*V*E*N*S*T*A*R*
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Posted: Thu 06 Aug , 2009 9:50 pm
I've cried a thousand oceans, and I would cry a thousand more if that's what it takes to sail you home.
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I love the way y'all think, no lie. Take a simple little game, and we get these well-thought-out answers involving embezzlement plans, testing for HIV, and avoiding the fuzz. :LMAO: :love:




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LalaithUrwen
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Posted: Thu 06 Aug , 2009 10:04 pm
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yovargas wrote:
Angbasdil wrote:
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Wait.......is the Eiffel Tower on the table?
See? That was my thought, too. It was the most promising-looking of the three...

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*E*V*E*N*S*T*A*R*
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Posted: Thu 06 Aug , 2009 10:25 pm
I've cried a thousand oceans, and I would cry a thousand more if that's what it takes to sail you home.
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... for what?




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LalaithUrwen
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Posted: Thu 06 Aug , 2009 10:55 pm
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Angbasdil
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Posted: Fri 07 Aug , 2009 12:54 am
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That's a mental image I did not need.


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LalaithUrwen
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Posted: Fri 07 Aug , 2009 2:47 am
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yovi started it.

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yovargas
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Posted: Fri 07 Aug , 2009 3:12 am
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Fuck, chuck, or marry:

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Sydney Opera House

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Guggenheim Museum

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Taj Mahal


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*E*V*E*N*S*T*A*R*
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Posted: Fri 07 Aug , 2009 3:14 am
I've cried a thousand oceans, and I would cry a thousand more if that's what it takes to sail you home.
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The mental image doesn't bother me, just the physical implications. Me not care whether it's a life-sized Eiffel Tower or not. :P I have a foot-tall C.N. Tower in my room, and granted it's more needle-shaped than the Eiffel but still, no thanks. At all. lol

EDIT: oh, new choices. Okay...

Fuck the opera house. Whether the acoustics are good or not, you may as well try them out if you're having a When Harry Met Sally moment. Also I like that it is shaped like bra cups.

Chuck the museum. I appreciate the originality but hey, STDs are rather abnormal in appearance as well.

Marry the Taj because of its Vastu Shastra architecture, which is meant to bring good luck and balance to one's life. :love:




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Lidless
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Posted: Fri 07 Aug , 2009 6:49 am
Als u het leven te ernstig neemt, mist u de betekenis.
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You do know the Eiffel Tower grows an extra 7 inches in the summer.

I should be so lucky.

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