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PostPosted: Sat 01 May , 2010 12:46 am 
I've cried a thousand oceans, and I would cry a thousand more if that's what it takes to sail you home.

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Same way anything else can be fat: gets all saggy and droops over. And because I second-guessed myself, google treated me to glorious surgery photos, so fffffffffffuuuuuuuuu

This one isn't so gross:

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If you wear eyeshadow, no one can see it until you blink. Mebs not even then lol.




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PostPosted: Sat 01 May , 2010 12:52 am 
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Ooh. I just...think of that as normal. :P

I wouldn't want scalpels that close to my eyes :scarey:

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PostPosted: Sat 01 May , 2010 1:14 am 
I've cried a thousand oceans, and I would cry a thousand more if that's what it takes to sail you home.

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It's a big thing in east asia. :(




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PostPosted: Sat 01 May , 2010 1:25 am 
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Asia also has leg lengthening surgeries.

...And Thailand also donated 50,000 bottles of skin whitener to Haiti to help the Haitians feel more confident about themselves.

Asians can be smart, but I wouldn't do a lot of the things they do. :D



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PostPosted: Sat 01 May , 2010 1:56 am 
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Well it's to look more caucasian, because of a lame beauty standard. Since most beauty standards benefit those who follow it, you could say they are being "smart" in a way. A sad, sad way.

I thought failblog refuted the Haiti story?




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PostPosted: Sat 01 May , 2010 1:59 am 
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I think of those as old eyes more than fat eyes. ;)

I love before and after pics...like, let's pretend we don't notice the improved lighting, added makeup, and tinted brows in the after pic...nope, all that improvement was the result of surgery, yesiree... :whistle:

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PostPosted: Sat 01 May , 2010 2:00 am 
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Oh, I dunno. I haven't followed the story... :uhoh:


And yeah, what El said. Before and after photos never have similar lighting or anything.

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PostPosted: Sat 01 May , 2010 2:33 am 
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I have never in the 25 years plus that I have worked ever disliked a co-worker more, or a person. She lies, steals things, and did not do her work, was too busy f--king her boyfriend in the bathroom, the company car, ect. And I work for a government agency so all her bullshit was paid for by tax payers. She is bad government at work. She not only had complaints from the public, but from other city departments and not just once in a while, four to five times a week. And would just blow off the complaints.


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I always thought those were called heavy eyelids. I know a man who had his done and it corrected most of his vision problems. His eyelids were so heavy the obstructed his view.

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PostPosted: Sat 01 May , 2010 2:37 am 
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Dawnnamira wrote:
...And Thailand also donated 50,000 bottles of skin whitener to Haiti to help the Haitians feel more confident about themselves.


FYI, that was a hoax.


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PostPosted: Sat 01 May , 2010 2:39 am 
I've cried a thousand oceans, and I would cry a thousand more if that's what it takes to sail you home.

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Elian wrote:
I think of those as old eyes more than fat eyes. ;)

Bah, well, short of posting my own, :P I will keep an eye out for younger ppl with fat lids. If I can even see them! *flails arms around, blindly*

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I love before and after pics...like, let's pretend we don't notice the improved lighting, added makeup, and tinted brows in the after pic...nope, all that improvement was the result of surgery, yesiree... :whistle:

Excuse you, surgeons work miracles no matter how much makeup they wear.

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PostPosted: Sat 01 May , 2010 2:57 am 
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Damn, I should check that place out....


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PostPosted: Sat 01 May , 2010 3:44 am 
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I think yov's pretty damn hot already, but those are some impressive results. ;)

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I have never in the 25 years plus that I have worked ever disliked a co-worker more, or a person. She lies, steals things, and did not do her work, was too busy f--king her boyfriend in the bathroom, the company car, ect.


Yeah, I can see why you were so happy to get rid of her. Gross.

Never understood the whole 'sex in the bathroom' thing myself...I mean obviously I get that it's a (semi) private place to go in public, but...it's a public bathroom. Ew.

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PostPosted: Sat 01 May , 2010 3:57 am 
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I saw this sign today in someone's bathroom:

Germs and Jesus are everywhere, so...
wash your hands and say your prayers!


:LMAO: I dunno. It made me laugh.

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PostPosted: Sat 01 May , 2010 4:19 am 
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Kinda makes Jesus sound like a bacterial infection that's going to get you if you don't say your prayers. :P Not quite what the sign was going for, I'm guessing.

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PostPosted: Sat 01 May , 2010 1:43 pm 
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Probably not, but that's why it's so funny!

Jesus--the disease everyone should catch!

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PostPosted: Sat 01 May , 2010 2:23 pm 
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PostPosted: Sat 01 May , 2010 4:25 pm 
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Lali, you are my favourite Christian-in-action ever. :D

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PostPosted: Sun 02 May , 2010 9:33 pm 
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:Wooper: Thank you! That makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside!

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PostPosted: Sun 01 Nov , 2015 2:33 pm 
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Actually, I'm pretty sure I win.

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PostPosted: Mon 02 Nov , 2015 12:43 am 
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What the?! :rage:

Nope, I do! :P

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