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Crucifer
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A song outlasts a dynasty.
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That child looks demented...

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The easily amuse-OH SHINY!
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I know a gay joke, but I'll ask Yov's permission first :P

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Permission granted as long as you spell my name name 'yov' NOT 'Yov'.

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The easily amuse-OH SHINY!
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You tell that to the hobbit that yells at me for improper grammar and suchssesse

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Crucifer
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Tell the joke already! I'm running out of popcorn!

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Sorry!! I'm at work and had customerses!

Ok so here we go

These three guys are sitting at a bar getting drunk and one of them pulls his dick out and says, " I bet you my dick's bigger than yours!"

The second guy looks over and says, "no way, my dick is bigger than that!" So he pulls his out.

Then the third guy says, "Maaaaan, my dick is bigger than both of yours!!!"
So he pulls his out.

About this time yov comes walking up to the bar.

Bartender, "What'll it be?"

yov, "Well, I was going to have a beer but I'll take the buffet!"



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mmmm.........buffet




That reminds me of a female friend who once told me she prefers gay porn to straight porn because "you get a total dick buffet".

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* wanders in*

A family were paying a visit to the zoo and passed the primate house. A large male gorilla had a pile of peaches in front of him. One by one he slit open each peach, took the stone out and put it up his arse then put the stone back into the peach and swallowed the lot.
Finding this behaviour fascinating, the father asked a passing zookeeper why the gorilla did this.
'Oh, he got one stuck last week and ever since he likes to make sure they fit first before he eats one.'

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:damnfunny: :damnfunny: That was good!

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What has a bottom at the top?
(Highlight between arrows
>Your Leg<

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Ok. These jokes are getting less and less filthy. Stay focused people!

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:LMAO::LMAO:

And I'm afraid I don't have anything to add. Give me any common household object and my mind could corrupt its purpose, but I have no jokes. :P My roomate at college and I had an ongoing inside joke about the spatuals she kept in her bottom drawer underneath the bedsheets, though. :scratch:

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Some people like American pie, some like pancakes?

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ToshoftheWuffingas
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I'm sure it's time we had a few more jokes.

The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, 'When you die and go to Heaven .. which part of your body goes first?'
Suzy raised her hand and said, 'I think it's your hands.'
'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?'
Suzy replied, 'Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first. '
'What a wonderful answer!' the nun said.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said, 'Sister, I think it's your legs.'
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.
'Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?'
Little Johnny said, 'Well, I walked into Mum's bedroom the other day. Mum had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, 'Oh God, I'm coming!'

If that nice Mr Jones from next door hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her.'

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Lidless
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Posted: Mon 06 Jul , 2009 3:22 pm
Als u het leven te ernstig neemt, mist u de betekenis.
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Knock knock
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Little Boy Blue
Little Boy Blue who?
Michael Jackson

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Posted: Mon 06 Jul , 2009 7:20 pm
I've cried a thousand oceans, and I would cry a thousand more if that's what it takes to sail you home.
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I don't think it's fair that you pick on a guy who had an eight-year-old crack addiction.




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