Sorry!! I'm at work and had customerses!
Ok so here we go
These three guys are sitting at a bar getting drunk and one of them pulls his dick out and says, " I bet you my dick's bigger than yours!"
The second guy looks over and says, "no way, my dick is bigger than that!" So he pulls his out.
Then the third guy says, "Maaaaan, my dick is bigger than both of yours!!!"
So he pulls his out.
About this time yov comes walking up to the bar.
Bartender, "What'll it be?"
yov, "Well, I was going to have a beer but I'll take the buffet!"
:D