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yovargas
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Posted: Thu 01 Jun , 2006 11:45 pm
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Usually I don't like pasting stories but this meritted a special exception:
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Unfortunately, ladies, technology seems to have advanced no further toward netting that dreamboat willing to whisper sweet nothings in your ear while snuggling through an episode of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer."

But for the fellas, there's Abyss Creations, makers of the Realdoll.

For a cool $5,000, scrubs of all shapes and sizes can obtain unlimited access to all three orifices on a bootilicious bombshell fashioned from high-grade silicone flesh.

Sure, your local porn palace offers any number of disembodied vaginas sculpted after those of adult film vixens, and the plastic blow-up doll has been around for decades. And Abyss Creations has a number of competitors: Triple-X-Sextoys, for instance, offers a silicone love doll modeled after pornstress Chasey Lain for $259.

But Realdoll is the Cadillac of the club. With five anatomically correct body types; nine head styles, including a Japanese cutie named Mai; and a wide choice of characteristics including eye and hair colors as well as breast size, the company has gone a long way toward fulfilling the promise of that prescient 1975 flick, "The Stepford Wives." You know, the one where a cabal of yupper-crust executives take over a Connecticut town and replace their wives with oversexed androids who dig housework.

At present, Realdolls contain no animated parts. But plans for blinking eyelids, vaginas that contract and voice boxes that respond to sensors in the doll's body are in research and development.
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http://archive.salon.com/health/sex/urg ... index.html

Warning: Salon links to the RealDoll website in the article. The RealDoll website has a bunch of creepy naked dolls which aren't work/kid safe. :sick: Though - giving credit where it's due - aside from the creepy plastic faces, many of the bodies look amazingly real


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There actually are male dolls like this as well - saw it on an HBO special about porn in America :neutral:


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You're just learning about RealDoll now?

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Als u het leven te ernstig neemt, mist u de betekenis.
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Chasey Lain. One of my favorites for many years now.

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Estel wrote:
There actually are male dolls like this as well - saw it on an HBO special about porn in America :neutral:
Yeah, I saw the picture. From behind it looks totally real.
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Er, yes. Should I have heard of it sooner? :blackeye:


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Yeah, RealDoll is old news.


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I heard about the male version a few months ago, and the female version a few years ago :blackeye:


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I saw a video of some girls testing out the male dolls on MuchoSucko a long time ago.

I mean...

Anyhoo, it sounds creeepy. A vibe in the sock drawer is one thing, but where do you hide a life-sized plastic doll? I've seen the movie PIN and simply could not deal with it. :P Besides, men make their women plastic enough, what exactly is the problem? Stick with your fleshlights, if you must.




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I have heard about RealDoll too. Don't really know what to think.

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Tosh wrote:
I blame Barbie
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Inspection commences on one of the better endowed of the bunch. Her fun-bags feel divine, squeezably soft, yet firm enough to keep from sagging. The nipples are a work of art, and it's difficult to stop toying with them. The remainder of her anatomy hardly compares, but the ability of her joints to move is impressive, as are her adorable feet. The hands seem a little fake since the wire mesh inside allows you to bend them in odd directions. But her face is pretty and would require only minor articulation to fool the eye.

Without further ado, an index finger prods her labia and slips inside. The torso's glory hole is snug and inviting, and one imagines the bliss that would ensue if one's joystick were embedded deep within. A quick anal probe confirms that her delicate flower also has the right stuff.

About this time, Couture's 4-year-old daughter tumbles into the room. "I'm hungry, Mommy," she says.

"Just give Mommy a few more minutes, and we'll get lunch," says Couture. She fixes her child a plate of carrots and potato chips. "Now go watch TV," she says. "Sorry about that," she apologizes. "I'm having day-care problems right now."

So what does her daughter think of the sex toys all about? "To her, they're giant Barbie dolls," Couture says. "She's grown up with them and doesn't think anything of them."


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After that quote Yova, maybe you need to make a note in the title that the thread might not be work/school friendly. ;)

I heard about Real Dolls a fair old while ago. The idea is just creepy and nasty.

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Creepy? I dunno. If it works for ya then so be it...


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See, I can't see the attraction. I mean whatever fun you might or might not have during the act, surely the cleanup has gotta be a nightmare! What do you do, stick her in the dishwasher?


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surely the cleanup has gotta be a nightmare! What do you do, stick her in the dishwasher?
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:LMAO: Good point, Alatar!

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Doesn't make sense, although, my first reading of it was:
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Stick with your flashlights, if you must.
:Q Doesn't make sense for most men, which are the people I think E* is addressing, but I could see how it might make sense for most women.

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surely the cleanup has gotta be a nightmare!
An ingenious mechanic named Dean
invented a f...... machine.
Concave or convex
it could fit either sex
and was terribly easy to clean

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You could just take her down to the car wash... :D

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See, I can't see the attraction. I mean whatever fun you might or might not have during the act, surely the cleanup has gotta be a nightmare! What do you do, stick her in the dishwasher?
As opposed to being married, when you stick yourself in the dishwasher.

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