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Edward Seeking His Bella
Date: 2009-12-09, 11:09PM CST
I'm looking for an unattractive, unintelligent, clumsy, graceless, co-dependent, and immature girl with no ambition and a swollen ego who is interested in getting married and having nonstop sex (often while you're unconscious). I believe in traditional courtship: I'll break into your home and watch you sleep, eavesdrop on your conversations, dictate your choice of friends, and give you friendly reminders that deceiving your family is necessary if it fits my whims. You can tell me how perfect I am and share make-up tips so I can sparkle just right.
About me: despite my interest in stalking young girls and waiting until marriage to have sex with them while they're unconscious, I have no discernible personality. I'm a vegetarian, which means I only eat meat that comes from animals. I believe family is important. Mine, that is. After we're together, you won't be seeing much of yours. Also, I'm perfect in every way. I mean, so perfect you're not even capable of seeing how perfect I am.
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