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Eye of Argon, Move Over!

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Posted: Fri 13 Mar , 2009 7:27 pm
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The Eye of Argon now has some serious competition for the Purple Prose Award!

I cannot seriously believe this actually got PUBLISHED!!

http://vandonovan.livejournal.com/10883 ... 1#comments

If you check it out on Amazon, the FIRST book in this series won a SF AWARD!!

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What is this world coming to??? :help:

(Crossposted with HoF)

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Posted: Fri 13 Mar , 2009 8:03 pm
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So...what color was her hair?

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Oh, thanx.

My retinas are scarred forever and I can't get the words "gibbous moon" out of what is left of my mind.

Now, I've been around for some time on this here planet and I do not recall moonlight having any fragrance.

Is this a change wrought by rap music and Britney Spears working in evil combine?

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Posted: Fri 13 Mar , 2009 11:20 pm
I've cried a thousand oceans, and I would cry a thousand more if that's what it takes to sail you home.
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Not sure they focused enough on what the character looked like. I really had a hard time picturing it.




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Posted: Fri 13 Mar , 2009 11:40 pm
I've cried a thousand oceans, and I would cry a thousand more if that's what it takes to sail you home.
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Anyone else's privates shrinking away in fear?




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Another fan art front and back

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Here eyes are the sound of rain.
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Posted: Sat 14 Mar , 2009 3:13 am
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Nice buns.




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Her ass is a fist. In case you were wondering.
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Posted: Sat 14 Mar , 2009 3:26 am
Als u het leven te ernstig neemt, mist u de betekenis.
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If I read any more, I think I would self-harm.

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Posted: Sat 14 Mar , 2009 3:42 am
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yovargas wrote:
Her ass is a fist. In case you were wondering.
Oh, whoops, I was actually just coming onto you.

No, I tease. I did think that was some kind of bakery going on, though. *devastated*




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I wonder if you can pull with any of those lines.

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Only one way to find out. I'd suggest you start with one of the milder ones and move your way up. Maybe open up with "your teeth are your only bracelet" and see if you can work your way to "your nipples are like savory morsels with the flavor of the forest".
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Morels. Look it up.

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vison
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Morels!!!!

Jeeezus H.

Why not Truffles, for the luvva pete?

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Ah, yes, morels, my mistake. Great improvement, most definitely.
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