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Posted: Fri 11 Sep , 2009 11:24 pm
I took the stars from my eyes, and then I made a map, And knew that somehow I could find my way back; Then I heard your heart beating, you were in the darkness too - So I stayed in the darkness with you
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Another really fantastically hilarious site is http://www.failblog.org OMFG I sit for hours and crack up. The best part is Target has about 4 or 5 fails sweet sweet Target retardation I love it.

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Jude
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Posted: Sat 12 Sep , 2009 12:20 am
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Good site, TheMary! :thumbsup

I especially like this one: Name fail

It took me about two seconds after it was finished to "get" it :D

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LalaithUrwen
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Posted: Sat 12 Sep , 2009 1:53 pm
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:LMAO:

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Angbasdil
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Posted: Thu 22 Oct , 2009 5:43 pm
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I had a TFLN event the other day. I tried to post it there, but it never shows up.
I thought I'd share it with y'all though.
(edited for anonymity. I'm 615-1, the other conversant is 615 and yes, this is the beginning of the conversation.)

[615] I was like, no hes just a friend and she goes, but hes got a big dick.

[615-1] And I was like, no you got the wrong number

[615] ....Uhm sorry it was an accedent. Dont get an attitude with me.

[615-1] No attitude here. I'm just naturally sarcastic.
Actually, the whole thing is pretty funny.

[615] Okay...? Who is this anyways? Do you go to <names a local high school>??

[615-1] Nope. You accidently texted an old fart.

[615] Ew...really? Uhm...sorry...

[615-1] No prob. It makes a good story. :)


I considered asking her what she was wearing, you know, just to mess with her. But I figured that was a good way to get arrested, what with her being in high school and all. So I just left it there.

But it does make a good story.


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LalaithUrwen
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Posted: Thu 22 Oct , 2009 6:51 pm
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:rofl:

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Posted: Thu 22 Oct , 2009 9:49 pm
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I woulda asked how big.


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Jude
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Posted: Thu 22 Oct , 2009 10:10 pm
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I woulda pretended to be one of her parents.

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Angbasdil
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Posted: Fri 23 Oct , 2009 1:18 am
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I woulda pretended to be one of her parents.
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I shoulda thought of that!


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Jude
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Posted: Fri 23 Oct , 2009 3:12 pm
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Speaking of parenting, look what I found!

Parent fail blog - how not to do it!

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Axordil
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Posted: Fri 23 Oct , 2009 3:31 pm
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OK, I feel a little better about my parenting skills now. Thanks! :D

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Posted: Fri 23 Oct , 2009 3:56 pm
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:Q WTF? :rage: I suppose evolution is survival of the fittest..not the smartest...

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Estel
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Posted: Fri 23 Oct , 2009 4:53 pm
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Jude
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Posted: Fri 23 Oct , 2009 5:01 pm
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Estel wrote:
I like one of the comments for that post:
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This is actually really cool. Especially if the boy grows up to like LotR.

Imagine having this photo to show your friends next time. Beats naked baby pictures.
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LalaithUrwen
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Posted: Fri 23 Oct , 2009 5:37 pm
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:thumbsup

I can remember Sarah being a little afraid of some guy dressed up as a Ringwraith at a LotR event we went to. It was kinda creepy!

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Angbasdil
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Posted: Fri 23 Oct , 2009 10:43 pm
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http://www.parentfail.com/wedding-photo/

Anyone know how I can unsee something?


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LalaithUrwen
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Posted: Sat 24 Oct , 2009 12:22 am
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I don't know. I saw that. :Q I need eye bleach.

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Estel
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Posted: Sat 24 Oct , 2009 8:32 am
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I think the "dirty dancing" one is the worst... to the point where I won't even post it here. :Q :scared:


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yovargas
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Posted: Sat 24 Oct , 2009 5:13 pm
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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww. :neutral: :neutral: :neutral:


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LalaithUrwen
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Posted: Sun 25 Oct , 2009 12:15 pm
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I didn't even watch that one. I think I'll skip it. :neutral:

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yovargas
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Posted: Sun 25 Oct , 2009 12:54 pm
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Good idea. It was genuinely disturbing, not at all funny, imo. :neutral:


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