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Posted: Wed 30 Dec , 2009 12:45 am
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A few of them made me lol, but the pterodactyl one was the best :damnfunny: :help:


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Posted: Wed 30 Dec , 2009 1:35 am
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I don't see any fail at all. :halo:


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Posted: Wed 30 Dec , 2009 1:50 pm
I've cried a thousand oceans, and I would cry a thousand more if that's what it takes to sail you home.
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Hee!

Reminds me of this marquee, which couldn't go through with the original term either:

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Must be Al Pacino performing it.




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Posted: Wed 30 Dec , 2009 3:06 pm
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Him or Kathy Griffin.

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Posted: Wed 30 Dec , 2009 3:14 pm
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Posted: Sun 03 Jan , 2010 4:09 pm
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The more prudes I meet, the more fun I find it to talk about sex. :halo:

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Posted: Mon 04 Jan , 2010 3:49 pm
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Ah yes, the number of times I have detected that slightly frozen expression and tried delicately to raise the tone of my conversation. :oops: :LMAO:

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Posted: Mon 18 Jan , 2010 10:27 am
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Posted: Mon 18 Jan , 2010 11:31 am
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Sometimes I wonder, with all the websites devoted to screw-ups and silliness, how many things are staged and how many are "real". Obviously in some situations, it doesn't matter which, but in other cases, the goof is so dim-witted you hope an actual person wasn't behind it.




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Posted: Mon 18 Jan , 2010 12:11 pm
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That's exactly what I was thinking when I saw the above.

It's funny, anyway. :D

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Posted: Mon 18 Jan , 2010 12:22 pm
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Oh for sure! I just get indignant at the victimless crimes too sometimes. ;)




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Posted: Sat 06 Feb , 2010 11:34 am
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I think this is a win, tbh. I mean we're always told to keep trying.




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Posted: Fri 26 Feb , 2010 4:51 pm
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http://www.textsfromlastnight.com

(401): Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'



My hat off to you, anonymous Rhode Islander. :clap:




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Posted: Fri 26 Feb , 2010 6:11 pm
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:LMAO:

I posted this on FB, and it's still making me laugh:

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1928836

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Posted: Fri 26 Feb , 2010 10:05 pm
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His body language is so, "nom noms go in my mouf!" :D

I can't find the gif I want, so here is the amphibian overlord:

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Posted: Mon 12 Apr , 2010 11:46 pm
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I suppose this is as good a thread as any for this:

The 7 Most Horrifying Things Ever Discovered in a Human Body

I may never eat a fast-food outlet ever again :Q

(well, I haven't for years anyway, but still...)

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Posted: Tue 13 Apr , 2010 3:54 am
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Jude wrote:
I may never eat a fast-food outlet ever again :Q
You're not supposed to eat the whole establishment, hon, just the food inside.

[/the butterfly made me do it]

Not to tempt fate, but I've yet to find a reason not to eat fast food. I loves it! A few visits a year, plus more during the summer, isn't gonna hurt. Living with smokers is what makes me wanna barf. :P

And the poo fingers, of course. Those will never be alright by me. :nono:

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"I'm going to prescribe you a pair of nuts, crybaby." :rofl:

Is anyone else getting a slimband link underneath the story about absorbed fetuses? :damnfunny: Ah, targeted advertising. Convincing fat people they've a twin growing inside them since... well, whenever.

These medical stories baffle me sometimes. The patients are always being rushed to a hospital, complaining of excruciating pain. Pain the doctors can't figure out until x-rays or brain scans are done. Then they find... fifty pounds of scrap metal. Or a cell phone and three watches. Hey there, patient. Ever think to mention that part? I get how you'd want to keep it under wraps if you're wheeled in there with an exploded colon, or at least want to explain the horse sex after you've been stitched up. But when you've spent a decade shoving crayons up your nose and then find it difficult to breathe, maybe it's time to drop the pretenses and just let 'em know your deal before they have to chop you up looking for the problem. Just a suggestion. Listen, I stuck a q-tip in too far and lost my hearing for a week, but at least the doctor knew that from the start and all we needed was a syringe full of water to fix it. Not my brightest moment, but I'm not on a list of history's biggest dumbasses either... yet. :horse:



While I'm here with my ~*~SHINY NEW CELL PHONE~*~ and the topic is sort of food-related, here's a conversation I had with my brother on his birthday last week:

him: Can't wait for cake
me: I think I bought 10 pounds of m&ms today at Bulk Barn. May the better stomach win.
him: I once drank a liter of syrup. Your turn.
me: was it maple? That counts as healthy!
him: it was chocolate.

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Posted: Tue 13 Apr , 2010 4:59 am
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Hey, my mom could tell stories. Pregnant woman coming in because she had pelvic pain only to find rotting food in her vagina. Why? "I had to feed the baby, so it would grow." :uhoh:

Or women who came in because they'd "lost" things in their vagina. Tampons, hot dogs, grapes, stuff like that.

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Posted: Tue 13 Apr , 2010 5:18 am
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Thanks for visiting, faith in humanity. Come back soon!

I have so many gifs to post about that, but I've killed the page enough for now. :P Oy ve, some people.




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