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Estel
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Posted: Sun 25 Oct , 2009 1:10 pm
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Beyond disturbing. It was just plain wrong. I'm surprised it's still on the site, TBH.


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Posted: Tue 27 Oct , 2009 12:07 am
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Didn't know where to put this, so it's going here:

Check out today's xkcd - apparently Geocities is shutting down today, so to commemorate this prestigious event, xkcd redesigned their site in a perfectly hideous geocities style. :D

A fitting tribute, indeed. ;)

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Posted: Tue 27 Oct , 2009 3:20 am
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Posted: Tue 27 Oct , 2009 5:35 pm
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Oh lord, Geocities. I tried a website though them once. I'm glad it's dead now.

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Jude
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Posted: Wed 28 Oct , 2009 2:24 pm
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Oh well - they've reverted to their usual professional-looking design. Well, it was fun while it lasted. :D

Here's another thing I came across that I don't know where else to put:
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1001 rules for my unborn son
1. Framing a poster does not make it valuable.
2. Don’t pose with booze.
3. You don’t get to choose your own nickname.
4. You marry the girl, you marry her whole family.
5. Never push someone off a dock.
6. Know your idioms! Avoid cliché.
7. If you’re good at something, never do it for free.
8. Unless you served, no fatigues (camouflage pants).
9. Be subtle. She sees you.
10. Give credit. Take the blame.
11. Your best chance of being a rockstar is learning the bass.
12. Never turn down an invitation to speak in public.
13. Never respond to a critic in writing.
14. Fish don’t have eyelids. Cast into the shade.
15. If you spot a teacher outside of school, leave them be.
16. Identify your most commonly used word or phrase, and eliminate it.
17. When singing karaoke, choose a song within your range.

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Estel
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Posted: Wed 28 Oct , 2009 5:38 pm
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Jude wrote:
16. Identify your most commonly used word or phrase, and eliminate it.

The thing is.....


No wait :doh1: .


I was thinking......


Damn! :bang:


Steve has heard me say those two phrases so often that he's started picking it up in his own speech :blackeye:

At least I don't do what I did from age 8-18... "Don't you know?" or "Do you know what I mean? at the end of every sentence containing an actual opinion. My mom said it made me sound as if I had no confidence.


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Posted: Fri 11 Dec , 2009 7:44 pm
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If this hasn't been on failblog yet, it should be.

Grander than a "wardrobe malfunction".




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LalaithUrwen
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Posted: Fri 11 Dec , 2009 7:51 pm
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Wow. That's awful! :(

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Posted: Wed 16 Dec , 2009 2:21 am
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Posted: Wed 16 Dec , 2009 2:36 am
I've cried a thousand oceans, and I would cry a thousand more if that's what it takes to sail you home.
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You know that's a fancy building, then. Like all those homes where you can't use the nice towels because they're just for "decoration". Urinals for show! Hey, big spender.

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Posted: Tue 22 Dec , 2009 2:31 am
I've cried a thousand oceans, and I would cry a thousand more if that's what it takes to sail you home.
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Posted: Tue 22 Dec , 2009 2:47 am
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That's brilliant! :cheers:

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Posted: Tue 22 Dec , 2009 3:40 am
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LalaithUrwen
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Posted: Tue 22 Dec , 2009 3:40 am
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I saw that one and loved it!

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Posted: Tue 22 Dec , 2009 7:32 am
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Priceless!!! :damnfunny:

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Posted: Wed 23 Dec , 2009 8:09 pm
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fr xmas txt msg

where r u? mrsx
lost. frx
where lost? mrsx
fi nu I wunt b lost. frx
nt funny. diner n'ly redi. mrsx
rudolph nose went out in fog. lost. frx
told u it ws goin dim!!! still fogi? mrsx
no - fog gone bt dunt recognize were am now. frx
describe. mrsx
big pointy stone things and camels. frx
u in egypt. mrsx
2morrow I sack rudolph. frx
i give dinner to elves. mrsx
i is sorry. frx
nt half as sorry as u will be!!! mrs

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Posted: Tue 29 Dec , 2009 9:04 pm
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Some recent favorites...


(571): i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
(570): so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
(571): yup.

(305): I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.

(604): Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.

(217): you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012

(313): I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
(313): I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..

(484): Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.

(410): She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.

(603): i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning

(818): he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.

(607): Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless

(732): just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..

(512): Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?

(815): I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating

(617): i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.

(936): So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward

(508): I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick

(218): you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"

(206): I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill

(518): I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.

(404): Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
(1-404): did you answer or finish?
(404): both

(765): you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it

(407): i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem

(917): My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.

(630): i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together

(210): I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.

(303): At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
(1-303): At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.

(386): You going to midnight mass? we need a dd

(413): Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.

(817): i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side

(605): I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.

(650): Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers

(512): I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.

(270): Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.

(732): i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right

(503): My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.

(510): I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.

(419): Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.



Does anyone else feel kinda proud when they see their area codes show up on this site? :scared: It's like omg, people actually do use the internet around here! Also, I try to figure out which ones my brothers have written. :LMAO:




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Posted: Tue 29 Dec , 2009 9:45 pm
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Posted: Tue 29 Dec , 2009 9:58 pm
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I don't understand how they collect these. :scratch:


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Posted: Tue 29 Dec , 2009 11:55 pm
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They're submitted. :)




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