Today a trucker came to deliver something and said, after he'd parked his truck, "I didn't know you guys were still here, it's been a long time since I've been back here."
Like our continued existance depends on his observation of us! Does he think everyone he doesn't interact with frequently drops off the face of the planet?
Since we are under standing orders to be nice to delivery people, I just smiled and said after a pause, "No, we're still here."
I thought a thread for inane comments was in order.