The punchline "Putting on your shoes before your pants is a terrible idea"
goes through
These pants in front of me I will be placed in the shoes I thought it was scary
and
I and my shoes, before these, but I fear for my pants
and several others, before reaching equilibrium at
I and my shoes, before these. I fear my pants
ETA: meanwhile, my signature develops as follows:
(some omitted)
Sleep is a death; Oh, make me try by sleeping what it is to die.
Sleep is death; Oh, what can I die, please try to sleep.
However, the sleep of death Oh, I'm dying to please you, you need to go to sleep.
Dead asleep, but, ah sleep of death, I have to please you, you are.
The dead are sleeping, sleep of death Oh, I amuse you if you have.
It is dead, alas sleep of death, I amuse asleep
And reaches equilibrium at:
Sleep is death, unfortunately, is dead in bed to entertain me.
Hmmm... sounds like a contemporary surrealist play...