Okay, my choice went through some interesting iterations:
Good gracious heavens, no, no, no, no! The Middle-idiot who can help if you are not.
Good gracious heavens, no, no, no, no! If that is not the Middle East can help stupid people.
Good gracious heavens, no, no, no, no! If you are a stupid people in the Middle East that we can not help.
Good gracious heavens, no, no, no, no! If people who are stupid people in the Middle East, we can not be supported.
Good gracious heavens, no, no, no, no! If we do not have many people in the Middle East to help the stupid people we have.
Good gracious heavens, no, no, no, no! We are in the Middle East if we, stupid people who do not have a lot of people to support.
Good gracious heavens, no, no, no, no! If we are, we are stupid people who do not have a lot of support we have in the Middle East.
Good gracious heavens, no, no, no, no! In the Middle East, many people, our people are stupid people who do not have a lot of people a lot of people to support the number of people.
Good gracious heavens, no, no, no, no! In the Middle East, our people and many of our people of many many people who are foolish people to support the number of people are not attracted.
Good gracious heavens, no, no, no, no! In the Middle East, our people and our people stupid people to support the number of people a lot of people who we do not have a lot of people a lot of attention.
It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.