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Lidless
Post subject: Shallow dreams
Posted: Fri 16 Jul , 2010 5:55 pm
Als u het leven te ernstig neemt, mist u de betekenis.
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So there I am, 6 in the morning in shallow sleep, having already worked 60 hours this week (pretty much the same as last week by Thursday). Inevitably, my body is at home but my mind is still at work dreaming of complex spreadsheets I need to devise. In my dream Jen appears saying she'll give me a blowjob if I successfully complete a particularly tricky spreadsheet.

Suddenly I'm worried if I have shaved downstairs (something I've been doing regularly for 13 years ever since the snip). Who knows, having been working so hard over the last two weeks I might have let things slip on the Home Front. In my dream I quickly checked the root of my dick to see if it has grown Victorian sideburns.

In reality, in my exuberance, I punched myself in the testicles.

6 in the morning.

Hell of a time to be fully awake.

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Post subject: Re: Shallow dreams
Posted: Fri 16 Jul , 2010 6:16 pm
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Lidless, I adore you :D

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Ara-anna
Post subject: Re: Shallow dreams
Posted: Fri 16 Jul , 2010 6:49 pm
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Oh Liddless...still loving you guys! That's the damn funniest thing I've read in a long time.. I'm sorry you punched yourself in the nads. But it's still funny.

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Riverthalos
Post subject: Re: Shallow dreams
Posted: Fri 16 Jul , 2010 7:54 pm
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:LMAO: :LMAO: :damnfunny: :damnfunny:

So wrong on so many levels...

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yovargas
Post subject: Re: Shallow dreams
Posted: Sat 17 Jul , 2010 4:11 am
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TWT
Post subject: Re: Shallow dreams
Posted: Tue 20 Jul , 2010 12:42 am
Wembley bound
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Lidless, always rough in the sack...

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*E*V*E*N*S*T*A*R*
Post subject: Re: Shallow dreams
Posted: Tue 20 Jul , 2010 8:24 am
I've cried a thousand oceans, and I would cry a thousand more if that's what it takes to sail you home.
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