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 Post subject: Dear Chuck Norris
PostPosted: Mon 19 Dec , 2005 10:58 pm 
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A Fan Letter, From B77


Dear Chuck Norris,

You have developed quite a following at www.board77.com after someone posted a list of your mighty qualities. The following is almost as eerie as when a bunch of us put Iavas's hot brother in our sigs and swooned for him. But that is in the past. THis is the present, and we swoon for you.

I shall now let an esteemed member of the board continue writing this letter.

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PostPosted: Mon 19 Dec , 2005 11:06 pm 
I love lamp!
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I want your babies, Chuck!

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PostPosted: Mon 19 Dec , 2005 11:07 pm 
I've cried a thousand oceans, and I would cry a thousand more if that's what it takes to sail you home.

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So now I'm just "someone"?

Things have taken a nosedive tonight. What's the deal, bitches? :P




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PostPosted: Mon 19 Dec , 2005 11:08 pm 
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We were mistaken to swoon for anyone but you, oh mighty Chuck Norris. We ask sincerely for forgiveness, to prove this we have a Grand Hippo in your image. Please accept our humble offerings of these very fine Sauron body parts, thus far we have accumulated one floating eyeball and one finger. We will do as you bid and assembe more body parts, and lay at your alter the one ring to round house kick them all in.

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PostPosted: Mon 19 Dec , 2005 11:09 pm 
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An IM from Chuck Norris

*roundhouse kick*

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PostPosted: Mon 19 Dec , 2005 11:10 pm 
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Chuck Norris, I bequeath my virginity to you!!

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PostPosted: Mon 19 Dec , 2005 11:11 pm 
Als u het leven te ernstig neemt, mist u de betekenis.
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Chuck Norris
18653 Ventura Blvd., Suite 751
Tarzana, Calif. 91356

Dec 19, 2005

Dear Chuck,

Is it true that you are so named because:

1 That's what you do to most of your opponents
2 That's what most viewers do when watching your shows?

Tarzana! Oh my.

Yours,

A discerning viewer.

PS: To quote Ben Kingsley in Gandhi, " 'My name is Walker.' Ha ha ha ha."

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PostPosted: Mon 19 Dec , 2005 11:13 pm 
Hasta la victoria, siempre
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Dear Chuck

I have no idea who you are. Please can you tell me? And what is a roundhouse kick to the face? Can this be abbreviated to RKTTF from now on?

*~Pips~*

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PostPosted: Mon 19 Dec , 2005 11:21 pm 
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OMCN roundhouse kicked Ara

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And also, I am awesome.


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Chuck is an Awesome Chuck.

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PostPosted: Mon 19 Dec , 2005 11:44 pm 
I love lamp!
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He kills from buildings above.

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PostPosted: Tue 20 Dec , 2005 12:04 am 
Wembley bound

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Location: Swiming in a fishbowl.
:bow: :bow: :bow:

I want to know how to make bullets dodge me!


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PostPosted: Tue 20 Dec , 2005 12:06 am 
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It's not you dodging the bullets, TWT, it's your mind that moves your body out of the way.

And I learned that from The Matrix.

Which is really just another chapter in the life of Chuck Norris.

Please give me a roundhouse kick, Chuck!!

*prays to the Chuck god*


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PostPosted: Tue 20 Dec , 2005 12:08 am 
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I feel the divine presence of Chuck telling me to do this.


*ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO ELSHA*

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PostPosted: Tue 20 Dec , 2005 12:09 am 
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Are you correcting me? This coming from the person who wants to loose her "virtinity" to Chuck. He might not understand what "virtinity" is and as a result roundhouse kick you to the face. ;)


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PostPosted: Tue 20 Dec , 2005 12:13 am 
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None of you are worthy of Chuck's roundhouses to the face. Your punishment for your unworthiness is a roundhouse to the face.

*roundhouses thread participants*


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PostPosted: Tue 20 Dec , 2005 12:13 am 
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I wasn't correcting you, I was just telling you what Chuck Norris compelled me to tell you. :P

*is kicked by Chuck Norris via LadyRo(

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PostPosted: Tue 20 Dec , 2005 12:15 am 
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So yov, did you just roundhouse yourself? How did that feel? What was your technique?

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PostPosted: Tue 20 Dec , 2005 12:16 am 
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TWO roundhouse kicks to the face?

What a sublime day!! :love:


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