Welcome welcome welcome my friends to my fine dwarven establishment. I am Gimli, your proprietor. Here we provide the very best in showers, sauna's, massage tables, and pretty much anything else you can imagine.... yes those dots were there for a reason! Feel free to peruse the fine bubble bath's and lotions. Loofah's are available for your scrubbing pleasure, or if you feel the need, to throw at your fellow guest's when they aren't looking. Towels and bath robes are provided for those less venturesome, and bags for the heads of those we just don't want to see.... Aggie...
We offer private rooms for.. er.. well just because we do! What you do in there is your business, but the rest of us reserve the right to point and laugh at any time we choose! There will how ever be no laughing at me... not that you will have any reason to though, my beard is very long. Very long...
Right.. well then... With out further ado, Welcome and enjoy yourselves. Just let me know if you need anything.