Alandriel knocks on the door.
A muffled "hhmmm?" is heard from within. Nothing further. All is silent again. Well not exactly silent. That already might be the first glimmers of hope. Click… click… tap rap tap.. tappeti tap …..click… clickety click
The fiery headed ranger sighed but then her jaw set. Today she won't take 'go away' for an answer. No! Not today. This had gone on long enough! She knocked again and then turned the handle silently.
"What?" came the irritated answer wedged in between more tap-rap-taps. "I'm busy….go…"
"Oh, no M! Not this time." Alandriel wraped her long fingered hand around the beige contraption that exerted such power over M and began to pull.
"Hey! Give me back the mouse."
"That is a mouse? It's got a tail of sorts, but it certainly does not have….."
"Oh never mind… just give it back." M's annoyed look by now had turned into a glare. "I've got stuff to do. I'm busy! Don't you get it??"
Alandriel, still contemplating the strange object voiced: "You're so selfish you know….."
The temperature in the small, cluttered room suddenly seemed to peak. The ranger just smiles but then her face turned stern as she faced M:
"You've neglected us."
"You and ten million other things. I really don't need this….besides… just who is 'us'? You and that straw-head Eoden? Haven't seen a sign of him in months."
"He's left. You've driven him away… over this mouse thing and your obsession with politics. I'm the only one that's left – Elf Hunter is turning circles somewhere over Himling. Him, however, I'm not concerned with. He's got all eternity. I and many others don't! This affliction of yours is spreading. And fast."
"What is?"
"This disease…. this evilness, this obsession. What you call real-life. It's affected ALL the muses. You should see who's piled up in the living room over the past months. Refugees, every single one of them. And I'm sick and tired of trying to cope with them all; keeping them fed and amused… keeping the Gondorians from strangling the Southrons, the dragon her her brood from eating the Hobbits…. "
"In the living room?"
"Yeah! You haven't really been there in ages, have you? We've had some fun laughing over your collection of histories – Avalon, Earthsea, Andor and Tear… all but mere shadows compared to Middle Earth. The Hobbits had a blast stripping your excuse of a 'forest' – what notion anyway! To bring trees into a dwelling. As if there are not enough outside… but then again, when's the last time you've been in the wild? - anyway, they had a great time exploring new ways of making pipe weed. We've grown so bored we've even retorted to sharpening your collection of blades and in order to stay fit, we even had to retort to warring with the dust-bunnies….
"The dreaded dust-bunnies?!?!"
"I make you a deal – if you promise to wrap up whatever it is you have to wrap up…."
"You know it's not that easy!"
"Yeah I'm only too aware of it. However, I'll leave you alone IF you let me set up shop."
"Set up shop?"
"After all these years…. and you still don't trust me?"
"Ermmm….."
"Precicely! So – you get on with it and you let me do the same."
"Erm…. OK. ……. And you'll let me finish things in peace? And promise not to sneak into my thoughts anymore… not even into my dreams?"
"You have my word!" Alandriel's fingers relaxed their clasp and she held out the 'trophy'.
M snatched the mouse back quickly, knowing that the ranger might change her mind all too soon again. After all, did she really need to know….? One look into the ranger's eyes and her mind was made up.
"It's a deal then." M's gaze shifted already back to the bright screen, the mouse securely back on its blue pad. "Now let me get back to ….."
"I'm already gone…." Alandriel's voice echoed back from the corridor.
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A few hours later, a massive, tent-like structure had sprung up outside M's living room, spilling over into the courtyard beyond. Inside all was bustling with activity. Alandriel sat crosslegged on a pile of pillows pilfered from said living room, balancing a note-pad and scribbling furiously.
"Not so fast! One at a time. Each one of you will get a turn. We'll find a writer for all of you that can try you out. What? Picky now? Come on folks! Beggar's can't be choosers, besides, I just know that some of the writers out there have always wanted to 'short-lease' someone they've never worked before.
Next!
Name and stats."
"Ovata, Southron, 170pounds, 5'9", long black hair to the waist in braids. Stop staring at my tattoo and lip ring!"
"Sorry, but it's not every day one sees a diamond shaped mark carved all across a face. Continue please."
"The scar is a symbol of spiritual power amongst my people in Southern Khand. Me and my two brothers were supposed to marry the high priestess of my tribe. Never knew what came of that…."
"No worries – with a bit of luck we might find someone for you. Next!"
"Parnelion Seya aka Windspeaker, son of a wealthy priestess and a warlord, Eastron Bard (glares after the retreating Ovata), 5'2, long black braided pony tail accentuates receding black hair. Rely on my witts to win and am a brilliant orator blessed with a rich lyrical voice."
"Thank you. Any hang-ups?
"There's a warrant out for my arrest."
"Never mind. I'm sure someone will sort that out for ya. Next!"
"Baranor, Dúnedain from the province of Lossarnach. Now forced into retirement in the upper Erui Valley. My joints will go stiff if I don't get a job soon…."
"You might be a bit.. erm…well, frankly… to old. Writers these days only go for the young and vigorous and good looking you know. But, " Alandriel flashed a smile, "we'll try out best, aye? Next!"
"Deor, Rohirrim male."
"Can you massage? At some point I remember there being a distinct shortage of….." Deor glares back. "Oh never mind then. Stats?
Oh come on! Don't be offended now. These are desperate times.
Alright then…. have it your way."
Alandriel notes down the usual Rohan stats. "Next!"
"Farahil" comes an shy reply.
Alandriel's eyes soften as she takes in the wide-eyed youngster, his round face topped with a mop of sandy brown hair. "You're of mixed Dúnedain blood," she observes. "I am. That's why my dad thought it best to hide my away in a tailor's shop in Minas Tirith. But I so like to tell stories and I sing. I'm rather good at it you know.. and one day I'll be a famous bard."
Alandriel smiled noting down all the details. "You'll get your chance. Next!"
"Lothuial, archer from Dol Amroth."
At the ring of the young woman's voice Alandriel looked up, incredulous. "Archer?"
"Archer!" Lothuial insists. "The made me study herb lore and all that while my brother got all the shooting practise. But I slipped away to the woods when they thought I was herb gathering. Then one day, thinking my father would be proud and approved, I demonstrated my skills. He cast me out. And now I'm forbidden on pain of death to ever go back to my home."
"Ay, ay, ay. Families adhering strictly to traditions can be a real pain. But take heart young woman. Perhaps someone will take you on. Next!"