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gimli_axe_wielder
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Posted: Wed 19 Jan , 2005 8:58 pm
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Welcome welcome welcome my friends to my fine dwarven establishment. I am Gimli, your proprietor. Here we provide the very best in showers, sauna's, massage tables, and pretty much anything else you can imagine.... yes those dots were there for a reason! Feel free to peruse the fine bubble bath's and lotions. Loofah's are available for your scrubbing pleasure, or if you feel the need, to throw at your fellow guest's when they aren't looking. Towels and bath robes are provided for those less venturesome, and bags for the heads of those we just don't want to see.... Aggie...

We offer private rooms for.. er.. well just because we do! What you do in there is your business, but the rest of us reserve the right to point and laugh at any time we choose! There will how ever be no laughing at me... not that you will have any reason to though, my beard is very long. Very long...

Right.. well then... With out further ado, Welcome and enjoy yourselves. Just let me know if you need anything.


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*A knock on the door. Gimli opens it to find Guru on the doorstep. After a short greeting, Guru heads over to the line of lockers, kindly provided by the management for people to store their belongings while attending the establishment. However, the term "locker" did not do them justice. They were fine, wooden closets, with plenty of room for any amount of stuff, with the height to hang long gowns and coats. Quickly Guru strips down, showing no sign of modesty. After stowing away his clothes he walks over to a nearby shower, and after cleaning up a bit, settles himself in the hot water of a nearby hot tub.*

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Splutters "Get your darn fool butt out of my eye, I was so nice and relaxed in here and you had to pick my tub to stick that hairy excuse for a backside in".

Guru leapt back, and stared in horror at the enraged Din, who stood resplendant in the froathy bath, his rubber duck clutched in hand. silently, Guru was glad that the soap bubbles were the sort that stuck to an elf and hid a whole world of horror that hid beneath the surface.

"Ok, no you have disturbed me, why don't you go make yourself useful and fetch a cool bottle of wine" Din said, staring at Guru with distain (although the squint could have been shampoo irritating his eye).

Gently, he sank back into the warm water, and without further ado, reached for the loofer and started to scrub.

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*After a quick laugh at guru's unfortunate first visit to the showers, gimli opened the front door for a peek outside*


There are women in this place aren't there?!?

Somewhere?

Maybe?

PLEASE?!?!?!


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Having seen Din slide underneath where he'd been about to sit, Guru was not about to get the foul tempered disgrace for an elf any wine. However, he did get Din something else.

As Guru strode over to the lounging pool, where he should have gone before, he sniffed, and grinned. Guru was sure Din would detect the vinegar before he actually drank it, but the old elf was hoping he'd go for it anyway. The scent covered the laxative completely.

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Estel peeks her head through the door of this strange male haven

Gimlikins, does this mean you are bringing the hot pink thong back?


Or do I get to :devil:


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Posted: Wed 26 Jan , 2005 5:14 am
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:Q its MINE precioussssss MINE MINE MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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That's it, Gimli! You have to bring that hot pink thong back, then the ladies will come flocking to see it! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


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Sniffing gently at the 'concoction' Guru had provided, his stomach already churning over the recent astrological unrest (whole new meaning to the term full moon), Din realises the ploy.

"Look, spaceshuttle over Uranus" he said pointing behind Guru and using the destraction when, simplistic and gullible, Guru looked away to deposit the slop in a plant pot.

"Ummm, lovely. Another cup of that meistro" he chortled, and watched as the wet footed but still filthy elf shuffled off sniggering. Reaching out, he placed a small angry hedgehog into Gurus abandoned clothing and sank back into the steamy water and waited for the fun.

Gazing round, he noticed Gimlis pink shiny thong, freshly greased, and hanging from a peg by the door. Which must mean, apart from the follical forest, the dwarf must be nakkid and ready to plung into the nearest shower.

'Glad I don't have to clean out the hair from that plughole' mused the elf

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((Din...note Guru Did take a shower...he's Not filthy!))

So he had smelled it. Either that or the little creature that looked like his mother had dallied with a dwarf had telepathy. But Guru kept up the facade, sniggering as he went towards the pool. Settling down in the hot, clear water Guru sat back to watch the newest arrivals, several of whom had gathered around a small piece of pink fabric hanging on one of the outside of the few showers with walls.

Guru noticed Laureanna and waved at her. He hadn't seen her for quite some time.

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((Din...note Guru Did take a shower...he's Not filthy!))

Not what's written on the toilet wall :Q

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Gimli shouted once again to the people of the shower...


ITS NOT A THONG DAMN IT!!!!!!!!

sheeesh.. its a proper speedo covering.. er.. well. more than you want to hear about I'm sure...


That thing hanging over there belongs to lidless...


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You gave Lidless your thong :Q

But...but....its sacred. A Gimli without a thong is like.....actually thats a really uncomfatable image. Lets try not to dscuss Gimli without a thong, it can warp fragile minds.....

So speedos, ummmm, They are an unusual design master dwarf. The way they are wider at the front and just a thin strip at the back. Nice that you got them in that fetching pink colour as well. I didn't thing Speedo's came in those shades. Or with sequins...... :Q :help:

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Posted: Tue 08 Feb , 2005 2:06 pm
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I feel the need to make a public statement.

I have not, do not, nor will I at any time in the future, wear a second-hand thong, speedo, or any type of underwear/swimwear.

Why it's referred to as second-hand I'll never know.

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Posted: Tue 08 Feb , 2005 4:41 pm
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ah.. so you only wear first hand thongs and speedos? What if Jen bought them for you... your's would then qualify as the second hand..


oh.. enough discussion of speedos, thongs and anything else of the sort.. there are to many men in here and not enough women for that sorta thing...

*throws his loufa at guru*

Take that ya smelly bastard!

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Posted: Wed 09 Feb , 2005 2:12 am
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Oops, Gimli. That wasn't a loufa.

*Goes off in search of immediate medical attention*

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hmmmmmm.....



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Ah, yes, I remember that picture well, Estel, but I've forgotten who the artist was!


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