A Fan Letter, From B77
Dear Chuck Norris,
You have developed quite a following at www.board77.com after someone posted a list of your mighty qualities. The following is almost as eerie as when a bunch of us put Iavas's hot brother in our sigs and swooned for him. But that is in the past. THis is the present, and we swoon for you.
I shall now let an esteemed member of the board continue writing this letter.