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gimli_axe_wielder
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*dumps cold water on Din's head*

*watches him try to fix his now messed up hair....* :devil:

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:rage: I'm trying to keep this place clean and dry and all you get here is tomfoolery!

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Seeing that the place has been deserted for many months, Leafy tiptoes in to indulge in half an hour's peaceful soak in a huge, aromatic jacuzzi to rest her aching back.

*Zzz*

"Oh, forgot to chuck out the last eel..."

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Hmmm... I do believe this location requires my presence.


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Leafy Nekkid!!! w000000000000000000t! :cheers: :cheers:

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*still waits for the toweling*

I moved all the way from TORC so it better be good. :rage:

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Hollow Ichi! :scarey:

So this is where you peoples get *ahem* "clean"...

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Silwen settles in a big tub of therapeutic mud, enjoying the strange sensation of wallowing in it.

Well, you know. A dip in ToE, a few posts on TORC - the best way to end the day is right here.

Are you going to stand there long? I see you're cold. ;)

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*Drops worms into Silwen's mud and settles into a nice hot bath. Rather big and full of nice bubbly things*

Ah. That's nice. This is a pretty big bath tub by the way. Anyone care to join me?

Best way to get clean is a steaming bath followed by a cold shower. Bracing. :D

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I heard there was towelling on offer here! Here I am, waiting! *joins Crucifer in the tub of bubbles* (Sorry, Silwen, mud just doesn't hold the same appeal!)


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Spreading out in her lonely mud bath, Silwen decides to enjoy it all by herself. She squirms as she feels something wriggling on her hip. :Q

Ah, never mind.

She settles back and looks over at the other two bathers in their way too clean tub.

All those bubbles. How can you stand it? .. Maybe I can join you after I've showered all this off.

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after de-robing in the god's room, samwise enters the baths wearing naught but his speedo. after all, a god cannot be anything if not comfortable in their own skin. he dips his big toe in the hot bath and it's just too hot. so, he moves over the the mud bath and slides in.

aaaaaahhh... this is the gooey life. after all, mud baths mean more toweling afterwards. :devil:

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But your towel will get all dirty...

ETA: No one else allowed in the bath unless they bring champagne...

Heliona found my hidden stash...

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:cheers:

Mmm, my favourite! How did you know, Crucifer? I'm very good at sniffing out hidden alcohol! :D

And Samwise, mud might mean more towelling, but mud gets everywhere! (And I do mean everywhere!) A nice hot bubble bath is much better - puts me in a real good mood. ;)


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Relieved that her jacuzzi is in a separate room to the suddenly active main area of the Showers, Leafy isn't too bothered by the noise of the newcomers. At the sight of a curious dwarf beard poking around the door, she lazily retrieves her pocket trebuchet (no, i don't know from where either.. :Q ) and launches a small angry hamster at the intruder.

"Right, i need to dry off. Did i hear there was a Towelling God around? Gracious, he's covered in mud! I'll get my own, thank you."

She finds an enormous white fluffy robe, smothers herself in it, and curls up in a deckchair with a cheeky margarita and the latest Vogue. Bliss. :love:

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*Tiptoes by the door and peeks in, amazed and giggling that this place is still in operation* :cool:

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*suddenly falls through ceiling*

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*panics as Tosh falls on him*

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Leafy wrote:
She finds an enormous white fluffy robe, smothers herself in it, and curls up in a deckchair with a cheeky margarita and the latest Vogue. Bliss. :love:
There is a huge *POP*, a cloud of white smoke and cat hair drifting on the smell of patchulie and ginger, and the white fluffy robe transforms itself into a slight perplexed and modertly embarrised elf.

"Ahha!" he yelps, standing quickly and depositing the now nakkid Leafy on the pale tiled floor whilst still holding the margarita. "No little girl, I am not a god, just practicing from 'Palando's book of tricks and cantrips Vol VII'. Here, hold this glass a moment, just there...thank you"

Using said book to cover his modesty, the fearless Din turns to page 69 and waves the double page spread to the scowling Leafy. It is at that point when he realises that he should not have placed the glass there, which has spilt and sent the thin wedge of lime to roll gently and gather in the small of her back, in a golden pool.

"Um, good job I didn't come her on a bike." he muttered "parking that would really be a faux pas".

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