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TheMary
Post subject: Texts From Last Night AND Failblog.org
Posted: Wed 22 Jul , 2009 10:54 pm
I took the stars from my eyes, and then I made a map, And knew that somehow I could find my way back; Then I heard your heart beating, you were in the darkness too - So I stayed in the darkness with you
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Laughing at people has never been so fun! :damnfunny:
(901): oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
(901): fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings

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Lay down
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Night is falling
You’ve come to journey's end
Sleep now
And dream of the ones who came before
They are calling
From across the distant shore

Why do you weep?
What are these tears upon your face?
Soon you will see
All of your fears will pass away
Safe in my arms
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Estel
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Posted: Thu 23 Jul , 2009 12:12 am
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love that website :LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO:


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Ara-anna
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Posted: Fri 24 Jul , 2009 10:13 pm
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I'm posting this on my facebook

:damnfunny: :damnfunny: :rofl: :LMAO:

I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.

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Eruname
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Posted: Fri 24 Jul , 2009 10:37 pm
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I find F My Life to be more entertaining (though it can get depressing after a while).

http://www.fmylife.com/

What's up with the numbers before the texts on the Texts from Last night page?

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Angbasdil
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Posted: Sun 26 Jul , 2009 3:03 pm
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TFLN is now officially my favorite website. (Thanks, TM!)
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What's up with the numbers before the texts on the Texts from Last night page?
For anonymity's sake, they only identify texters by their area code. If someone else with the same area code responds, they're identified as ###-1.


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elfshadow
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Posted: Mon 27 Jul , 2009 4:17 am
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
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I like MLIA - My Life Is Average. Almost like fmylife but the posts are more ironic and less whiny. :P


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LalaithUrwen
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Posted: Mon 27 Jul , 2009 12:33 pm
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elsha, :LMAO:

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Eruname
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Posted: Mon 27 Jul , 2009 1:04 pm
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Ooh, that is a good site! MUCH more light hearted. I do find fmylife to be funny and sometimes shocking but after a bit it leaves me feeling sad and depressed.

MLIA is a nicer because you can relate to people in a funny way, not a depressing way.

I think the main reason I don't like TFLN is that most of it is about sex or alcohol...at least what I've seen. But then at least half of FML is as well which gets old too.

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Angbasdil
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Posted: Tue 28 Jul , 2009 1:16 am
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They're not all about sex and alcohol. Some of them are about X, pot or coke.

But hey, the most fertile ground for comedy is sex, drugs and alcohol.


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Axordil
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Posted: Wed 29 Jul , 2009 2:29 am
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And lolcats.

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Posted: Thu 30 Jul , 2009 5:01 pm
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There wouldn't be as much sex without alcohol.

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Jude
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Posted: Fri 31 Jul , 2009 2:15 pm
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I just discovered this site by accident:

Emails from Crazy People

Well worth checking out, let me tell you!

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Eruname
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Posted: Fri 31 Jul , 2009 3:41 pm
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Did you read all of the stuff about Gary the landlord on that site? :Q The guy even has his own website about it:

http://strangerthaneviction.tumblr.com/

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Jude
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Posted: Fri 31 Jul , 2009 5:17 pm
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Ooh yes. :D And it might be worthwhile to check back regularly, since the case is still ongoing.

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Eruname
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Posted: Fri 31 Jul , 2009 5:29 pm
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I have it bookmarked. :D

I also have the site you linked to bookmarked. It made me laugh so much...especially the dam beavers one. :damnfunny:

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Eruname
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Posted: Fri 31 Jul , 2009 5:31 pm
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Another site to add to the mix:

http://thereifixedit.com/

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Jude
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Posted: Mon 17 Aug , 2009 2:32 pm
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Sadly there hasn't been any updates yet on the situation with Gary, the psychotic landlord, but there's still lots of fun happening on emails from crazy people. Be sure to check out the one about the lawn chairs! :rofl:

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LalaithUrwen
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Posted: Mon 17 Aug , 2009 8:44 pm
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:rofl: I'm also loving some of those IT ones.

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Posted: Tue 08 Sep , 2009 7:01 pm
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I was casting around to see if there was a weird overheard conversation thread. I couldn't find one but this is close enough.
Yesterday I took my 96 year old mother in law to the opticians. While she was being attended to I sat quietly in a corner in reception. The conversation of the two middle-aged women behind the sesk ranged far and wide and in doing so passed over the subject of masturbating rabbits.


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LalaithUrwen
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Posted: Tue 08 Sep , 2009 8:01 pm
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:Q I've heard of masturbating turkeys but not rabbits.

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