The mental image doesn't bother me, just the physical implications. Me not care whether it's a life-sized Eiffel Tower or not.
I have a foot-tall C.N. Tower in my room, and granted it's more needle-shaped than the Eiffel but still, no thanks. At all. lol
EDIT: oh, new choices. Okay...
Fuck the opera house. Whether the acoustics are good or not, you may as well try them out if you're having a When Harry Met Sally moment. Also I like that it is shaped like bra cups.
Chuck the museum. I appreciate the originality but hey, STDs are rather abnormal in appearance as well.
Marry the Taj because of its Vastu Shastra architecture, which is meant to bring good luck and balance to one's life.
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