TOP TEN REASONS WHY HAVING YOUR OWN APARTMENT IS AWESOME
10. No one is around to bitch at you when you have those little kitchen mishaps.
Like when you reach for the eggy breadcrumb bowl and knock over the oil and breadcrumbs all over the place.
9. Not only is clothing optional, but preferred. Aside from being comfortable, it saves on having to do laundry.
8. No waiting line for the bathroom.
7. There is no debating what to watch on tv.
6. It is ok to leave the toilet seat up.
5. You don't have to worry if anyone drank that last beer in the fridge.
4. Naked Tuesdays extend all through the week.
3. Stealing all of the blankets is no longer a crime.
2. Posting naked.
1. Naked naked naked naked.