I had a TFLN event the other day. I tried to post it there, but it never shows up.
I thought I'd share it with y'all though.
(edited for anonymity. I'm 615-1, the other conversant is 615 and yes, this is the beginning of the conversation.)
[615] I was like, no hes just a friend and she goes, but hes got a big dick.
[615-1] And I was like, no you got the wrong number
[615] ....Uhm sorry it was an accedent. Dont get an attitude with me.
[615-1] No attitude here. I'm just naturally sarcastic.
Actually, the whole thing is pretty funny.
[615] Okay...? Who is this anyways? Do you go to <
names a local high school>??
[615-1] Nope. You accidently texted an old fart.
[615] Ew...really? Uhm...sorry...
[615-1] No prob. It makes a good story.
I considered asking her what she was wearing, you know, just to mess with her. But I figured that was a good way to get arrested, what with her being in high school and all. So I just left it there.
But it does make a good story.