Iavas, I'm thrilled to tell you that the whole thing is solved.
Right now, out in my kitchen, a man named Herb is telling my husband that the whole 9/11 "thing" was a
drug deal gone bad. Upon my gentle remark of "you don't say!" he responded "Yes, and I have proof".
So I says, "Jeez, then, you better write it down and have yourself a best selling book!"
"Oh, Christ, no," he says, shocked. "I can't do that! I'd get shot."
Upon which I retired, leaving my husband to the wolf. I can hear this guy's voice as I type and I am wondering how long I should wait before going out to rescue my poor husband.
(The guy works for our electric utility and is here to scope out what will be involved in us switching from "single phase" power to "three phase power". Imagine!!!! Imagine him starting this conversation because, lying on my place mat at the kitchen table is a book called "Collapse" by Jared Diamond!!! This guy is a LUNATIC and I swear to god I feel like calling BC Hydro and checking his credentials . . . . .)
Anyway, everyone can quit worrying about this now.