Well, I saw an advanced screening of Michael Bay's new film The Island tonight. I wanted to give Bay a little credit. The film (Logan's Run meets the Matrix) was certainly ambitious, at least by Bay's lowest common denominator standards. In the end, however, I just couldn't bring myself to like it. Despite whatever aesthetic qualms I have, and there are several, I was ready to give the film a pass, due to an adequate, clever, premise, and some pretty good acting. In the end, however, that tired old sci-fi theme reared its ugly head once again; when man plays God, disaster follows. We've seen Frankenstein, Mr. Bay, and Jurassic Park, and countless other (better) sci-fi flicks with that cliched message, over and over again. After creating such a provocative, complex world, he distills it all down to this simple-minded theme. C-