Well, here we are, two days after moving in and breaking our backs - in the middle of Wisconsin, it's -25C (about -30F), in the middle of cow territory, no mobile phone and a scrappy internet.
We flew here yesterday - delayed about 3 hours. God is all-seeing? Crap. If he had a scintilla of common sense, he would have arranged for Xmas to be in the summer months. Better weather and fewer flight delays. I know he moves in mysterious ways, but obviously when mini-Me was born in the warm climate of the Middle East, he just plain forgot about the rest of us. The southern hemisphere of course doesn't count. It never has.
This'll probably be the one and only time we'll be able to get on the internet, so a happy Xmas to all our readers.