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well, um... it was poisoned, and I wanted to save you!

That's it... yeah...

I was the one who poisoned it.


This thread makes me laugh.

What's the deal with Justin Timberlake? I mean, is he really that sexy? Cuz I just don't see it.

Granted, I'm a heterosexual male, so I'm sure that's a factor here. But straight guys can still tell when another guy is sexy. Like Brad Pitt for instance. Even I know that Brad Pitt is one sexy bitch. So it made sense to me when he broke up with Jennifer Anniston to hook up with Angelina Jolie. Sure, there's a high degree of difficulty in making that work out for you. I sure couldn't do it. But I'm not surprised that Brad could. Just because he's Brad Pitt and he's that sexy.

OTOH, Justin Timberlake just doesn't make sense to me. Okay, first he was with Britney Spears. And not the skinhead psychobitch Britney we've seen lately. And not the pantyless party whore Britney of six months ago. I'm talking old school jailbait Britney. You know, back when she was Britney.

After that, he hooked up with Cameron Diaz. So far, I'm doing okay with this conceptually. But after he breaks up with Cameron, I see on the cover of Us Weekly that he's with Scarlett Johannson. But that's not what bugs me. It's that the cover of Us Weekly says that Cameron and Scarlett hate each other, and Justin is just with Scarlett to piss off Cameron. Now I don't believe this for three reasons. First of all, it's Us fucking Weekly. So it's suspect right there. Secondly, she's Scarlett damn Johannson, and that's all the reason any man needs right there.

But the main reason I don't believe it is because I believe in a fair and just God. So I believe that the universe has at least a little bit of balance and justice. And in such a universe, no man should get to be with Scarlett Johannson and get even with his ex at the same time. He should have to choose one or the other.

Any world in which Scarlett Johannson counts as a revenge fuck is not a world in which I wish to live.

But still, setting aside all questions of motive, he was with her. But now I see that he's dropped her and is with Jessica Beil.
Yeah.
I know.
Like what the fuck?
And now the magazines are saying that Jessica and Scarlett are feuding over him. Let me tell ya, any man that can get Jessica Beil and Scarlett Johannson to fight over him has got to be one sexy motherfucker.

But I just don't see it myself. So help me out here ladies (and gay men). Is Justin really that sexy?

I mean, really?

Once upon a time, I woulda said I don't get it either. But this is pretty hot:


Also, don't underestimate the voice. That boy can sing like a mofo.

he can dance and he can sing... and he doesn't look that bad... add that to millions of dollars, the answer is yes.

No. Most definately not.

I never saw anything in Justin Timberlake. Don't get why people consider him so sexy. I don't even like his singing voice very much. I don't think his looks are anything special, but that's not what makes someone sexy. If we're talking about singers, I find Jack Johnson incredibly sexy and his looks are nothing too special either. But Justin never did it for me.

Justin Timberlake makes me yawn.

He's an OK actor.

Who?

He must not be in any sci fi flicks...

he acts? wha??? my guy friend thinks he's hot... he told me the other day, "Doober (he calls me doober) I'm bringing sexy back!" to which i responded, "Hope you have the receipt."

Okay! here's a question... who decided to eat the round things that pop out of a chickens rear???

My guess is, somebody really really hungry.

I sometimes wonder how many dead people it took to figure out that plants like hemlock were poisonous.

And the egg thing too.

Reed Richards has multiple Ph.D.s.

Victor von Doom has none.

So why is it Mr. Fantastic and Doctor Doom?

It should be Dr. Fantastic and Mister Doom.

Perhaps he had his Ph Disease cured.

It's because *all* reeds are bendy - there's nothing special about being able to to what he does.

Also, most victors are awarded an honorary degree somewhere - and victors should be acknowledged by society.

One wonders though after foreplay whether Victor exclaims, "OK, wench, now it's time to mount Doom!"

Are the Whos down in Whoville, the ones from whom the Grinch stole Christmas, the same Whos that Horton heard on that dustspeck? Cuz they look very similar.

I guess what I'm really asking is whether there's continuity across the Seussiverse, or is each story its own independent milieu?

Now that is an excellent question.

I do not like Seuss, Ang, my man.

I would not read him in a plane.

I would not read him on a train.

I would not read him on a boat.

I would not read him with a goat.

I do not like Seuss, Ang, my man.


(Therefore, I do not know the answer to your question. )


Lali