Er... let see, why was Troy such a shitty movie???
You don't want to know all the reasons I have...
As for the horse, to be totally honest, it really looked like the Monty Python's rabbit
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The taking of the beach looked like some "Saving Private Paris"
Oh and "HECTOR!!!" Who is it??
Those were the funny parts, for which I have to thank Din :mrgreen:...
Something weird also... Priam asks for his son to be returned to him so that he can give him the money to pass the Styx and guess what; when he's being burnt, he's got no coins on his eyes
logic logic???
But to name but a few
"Are you alright?", when Briseis had just been about to be raped... I could imagine the answer in my head "Yes, sure, what better than being raped to finish such a great day"
Talking of her, what the hell! She's not Paris/Hector's cousin for God's sake!!
Oh yes, and Achilles entering in Troy; hello the guy had been killed before!!!
Choice choice; we see Tetys the Nereid but we don't see any of the other gods... Coherence?
Oh and how could 10 men take the bloody beach?? And why would the temple of Apollo be outside of the city? Usually they would be inside... Me wondering...
Ok I'll stop there
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But to sum up: bad actors (mostly), poor lines... and I don't even recall the music, which is really rare with me, since usually that's what I remember best.