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Crucifer
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Posted: Sun 01 Feb , 2009 1:54 am
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Wheee! This month is not a month month!

So, for years, February has been granted equal status with the other months, despite only having 28 days 75% of the time. Of course, it's a bit odd, so sometimes, it has a whole extra day! This is simply not fair, and is certainly special treatment of the runt.

So I'm starting this campaign to have the status of February downgraded to 'mini-month'.

Hey, if they can do it to Pluto, they can do it to February.

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Posted: Sun 01 Feb , 2009 2:04 am
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Crucifer
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Posted: Sun 01 Feb , 2009 2:07 am
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At least I have an avatar. :P

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Posted: Sun 01 Feb , 2009 2:08 am
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Crucifer, you're right! February is the Pluto of months!


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Crucifer
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That, or take a day each off the bigger months and let Feb have them. The extra day can become 'Christmas day II" every 4 years. :)

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Posted: Sun 01 Feb , 2009 2:59 am
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So, like, what was the point of the poll, then?

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Riverthalos
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Posted: Sun 01 Feb , 2009 3:05 am
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He didn't like the result?

I voted for Judarco month. I think Judarco deserves a month, if only so we can photoshop Jedi robes onto Judarco's dogs. =:)

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Posted: Sun 01 Feb , 2009 3:19 am
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Heck, if we need to get rid of a month, I vote for March. Completely useless and just a waste of time until we can get on with a proper Spring.

Jedi robes on Judarco's dogs sound good, just do not give them any pants. :Q

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Riverthalos
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Posted: Sun 01 Feb , 2009 3:28 am
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I was born in March. I'd like to keep it, even though, otherwise, you're right, it's a crap-ass month.

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Crucifer
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Did you read the poll thread, Jude?

I like March. Some of my best friends were born in March.

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:scratch:

I'm so confused.

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I was born in March, but near the end...so maybe I can work a deal out with April.
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I was born around the Ides. I gotta have March.

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You could probably broker a deal with February in exchange for the 14-16th... :LMAO: :roll:

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A lot of people on this board were born in March. Far more than any other month.
March stays or a good portion of the board will disappear. :Q

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I'll be 40 on the 1st of March! You can start planning the surprise party now...

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Posted: Sun 01 Feb , 2009 1:13 pm
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Holbytla wrote:
A lot of people on this board were born in March. Far more than any other month.
March stays or a good portion of the board will disappear. :Q
Ok then, I vote we get rid of March after all. :Wooper:

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Holbytla
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Well since April is tax month and has two Fool's days in it (the 4th being the 2nd one), I want to get rid of that one too.

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LalaithUrwen
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I like St. Patrick's Day, so can we leave March? I've always rather liked it. April is also nice--Easter (usually), Sarah's birthday, and spring!!!

February could get the axe, though. In the lab, it was always the busiest month because of all of the illnesses going around. Germy month--begone!


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March is the best month of the year. March 8 is the best day of the month. ‘Cause I say so, that’s why.

February is to months what catapults are to seige engines - a pale imitation of the real thing and nowhere close to the magnificence of the Trebuchet!

So there - February is nowhere close to the magnificence of the Trebuchet.

I have spoken.

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