How To Tell If You Are In A Famous Opera
Quote: You find that you are never too busy to tell complete strangers about your all-consuming plans for revenge.
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You are an artist, and you are broke and your apartment is a dump. Maybe this is because you spend all your time singing and carrying on ill-advised love affairs and never actually create any art to sell?
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The most genuinely charming male of your acquaintance is actually a woman.
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Your beloved is headed off to war — never mind which war, it couldn’t matter less. The two of you sing about glorious goodbye sex instead of actually having it.
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You announce, dramatically and at great length, that you would rather perish than live without your love, leaving fate no choice but to call your bluff.