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Is it being taught by his ex-wife, Camille?






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And here's the video:

As Freddy calls this: job security.

It wasn't even the Gummy De Milo.




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I'm pretty sure orgasms are the orgasms of life.

Right.

Children are often the result of orgasms, though.

I hope that wasn't real.

I don't recognise it, but I can still see that it's obviously fictional. And I doubt it's a fake conversation - some people are that stupid.

I believe the scenario he's describing is the plot for some movie that had Bruce Willis, Liv Tyler, and Ben Affleck in it whose title escapes me ("Armageddon"?).

It reminds me of the reporter that did an interview with Cate Blanchett as she was preparing for the role of Galadriel, and not being familiar with the book, did some quick research at the Flying Moose site, and didn't realize that they were a satirical site. So the following appeared in the London Sunday Times article:

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For the uninitiated, Galadriel is the good sister of the evil but beautiful Queen Beruthiel, who imprisons the Fellowship of the Ring in the forest of Lothlorien. In the book, Galadriel frees them from her sister's clutches.

Serves that girl right if she hands that paper in. At least she'll give the teacher a good laugh.

"Personal Hygiene upon request"?

I'm calling that one a fake.

Actually, you're probably right.

Doesn't failblog check its sources?

Amazing! The best marriage counsellors are in primary school!

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I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.

This moron lives in my area code

Also need to finish reading the page before I post....

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Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.