Is your gran listless and dull? Does she lack that joie de vivre she once had? Do you miss the vibrant grandma she once was?
If so, the Granimator is for you! Animate your gran once again and restore her to the lady who is active and full of life!
For only $19.99 per month for 14 months, the Granimator can be yours.
But wait! Act now and we'll throw in the Grampinator for free! With the Granimator AND the Grampinator your gran AND your gramps can be enlivened once more to be the most active, animated grandparents on the block!
Don't delay! Act now! Supplies are limited!
*Not available in Alaska or Hawaii.