Morning all!
nl, nl! here's the report!!
The event was held in the State Theatre in Sydney, a massive, Art Deco theatre that seats 2,000. And it was sold out, not one spare seat. Unfortunately for me there was a very pointed announcement about putting cameras away. Plus they dimmed the house lights, which really put the lid on taking notes. So I’m going to have to rely on memory (scary!) and notes taken during a hasty post-talk conference. Many thanks to lotrgrrrl of TORC who could see in the dark. Sadly there were no audience Q&A, either.
It started with the super-trailer, which was just brilliant up on the big screen. All those the very best visual moments, underpinned by the score. And then PJ came out on stage to a tumultuous reception. He looked quite shy, standing there. And also quite thin, so that while the voice and the face in profile were very, very familiar, he also looked like a stranger. They had set up a couple of comfortable chairs to the side of the stage, and also had a projected version of themselves on the big screen beside them.
David Stratton’s approach was to pose a question or two, and then just let PJ talk. Occasionally he’d guide PJ back on track with another gentle question, but basically it was PJ talking for the whole two hours.
After all this time and all those interviews and specials and whatnot we had all been wondering if there was actually anything we hadn’t already heard. But yes, indeed there was. Amongst all the old stories were insights about how he felt about things, how they affected him and his. It might just be some hint of gossip, or traces of whatever emotion he had felt at the time, or the very bright twinkle in his eye, but it was a very personal, non-egotistical presentation. ‘Just like being in my own living room, with 2,000 guests’ he said.
And so, he talked about his early experiments in filming, using a Super 8 camera and later a 16mm one, and the awful cost of film stock, which meant he often had to store film in the fridge in order to save up enough to have it processed, and then to save up some more to buy new film. And this is how ‘Bad Taste’ was made, on Sundays (he worked Saturdays because of the pay.)
He spoke briefly about making Heavenly Creatures, Forgotten Silver, and the Frighteners before talking about the day he and Fran were tossing around ideas for the next project, and they kept coming back to the idea of a fantasy film, and then they kept coming back to the idea of Lord of the Rings, and then one day they had the bright idea of actually finding out who owned the rights.
At this point Peter mentioned that it seemed that fate had played a large part in the making of LoTR. First off, the ‘first look’ contract they had struck with Miramax following and earlier film. He then described the relationship between Saul Zaentz and Harvey Weinstein and Miramax, and how if it hadn’t have been for The English Patient there might not have been a LOTR. Deals, counter-deals and the calling in of favours. Hollywood politics. We could just see a glimpse of the core of steel he must have, to be able to survive in that business.
The original plan had been to film The Hobbit, and then film the 3 LOTR films. But the rights issues with the Hobbit are well known, and (according to an article in today’s paper) while they are very interested in filming it, it probably won’t be for another 3-4 years. If then.
So there they were, having gone into pre-production, having already invested about $10 million in design, scripting, creating the models, etc etc, they cost the project properly and it’s about 70 million or so above Miramax’s permitted budget. And Disney (the parent company) would not agree to an increase. So Fran and Peter made the journey to New York and had a very tense, angry meeting with Harvey Weinstein (Bob apparently was too angry to even meet with them) where he demanded that they condense the story down to one film, no longer than two hours. When PJ and Fran protested about the feasibility of this Harvey pushed a 3 page treatment across the table to them, saying ‘well yes it can’. PJ said he still has that document, it hasn’t been released anywhere (‘although I should have brought it here to read out because this is one audience that would understand’), but it essentially had the name ‘Lord of the Rings’, and not much more than that. For example, the whole Moria sequence was gone, the idea being that they’d pick the story up on the other side and Frodo would say ‘Well, damn, weren’t those caves/orcs something. Pity about Gandalf.’ Applying the ‘Tell not Show’ principle, obviously. Gondor and Rohan were to be collapsed into one country, ruled over by a synthesis of Theoden and Denethor. The mind just boggles.
‘It can’t be done!’ PJ and Fran said, ‘You will alienate everyone who has ever read the book!’, they said. ‘Oh yes it can’, he said. Weinstein had already lined up a scriptwriter, and a director to take over the project if PJ decided to bail. PJ and Fran said they had to think about it, and flew back to NZ. They went away for the weekend (it was Fran’s birthday) and discussed it as they were walking along the beach, and decided to opt out of the likely ‘debacle’. So they rang their agent and told him to contact Miramax, and call it off. However, their agent pointed out to Miramax that this was a project that PJ had brought to them, not vice versa, and that PJ should have the opportunity to pitch the project elsewhere before Miramax took over. They agreed, PJ’s agent contacted him to say they had 4 weeks starting that second, so that was the end of the weekend.
And so it went, putting together the 35 minute documentary on the making of the film, which wasn’t actually being made and in fact was about to wobble over. He described the experience as surreal, being very positive about something which seemed to be at death’s door. Plus there was a general lack of interest in the project in Hollywood. But New Line bit, and famously decided it should be three movies and not two (and definitely not one.)
PJ spoke briefly about the casting, and how it was so important to cast people who were up to the challenge of a 15 month shoot, far away from their own environments. The cast had to have those special qualities and he was unstinting in his praise of them.
It was at around about this point that he seemed to remember that he had promised some ‘new scenes’. So he showed us the greater part of the Blooper Reel. Yes, it does exist. No, it has not been widely distributed, if it has been distributed at all (I know I’ve seen one of these clips on the ‘Net, and some seemed vaguely familiar so I must have read descriptions of them), but the majority were completely unexpected and almost terminally funny. NL and I were practically rolling on the ground, I had tears streaming down my cheeks, and the woman sitting in front of me almost had an asthma attack. They broke these viewing segments into three separate lots, otherwise there would have been 2,000 deceased persons in that theatre. Remember, a lot of these were funny because of the timing, or because of a lift of an eyebrow…they’re not going to sound much on paper (or it’s virtual equivalent). So with that in mind, the clips included:
* PJ getting his finger badly caught in the clapper board.
* The usual fluffed lines, and lots and lots and lots of fuck language. In the sequence where Theoden and Aragorn are at Dunharrow, surveying ‘6,000 spears’, Theoden would keep giving Aragorn his line, and Aragorn kept blowing it, until he said ‘they will not…..fuck…’ and Theoden asked ‘The Rohirrim will not fuck?’ with an expression of extreme concern on his face.
* Aragorn assisting the hobbits up a rocky part of the path, with a full drawl American accent ‘move that fat ass’, hobbit, after hobbit, after hobbit.
* Pippin in the Citadel, pacing purposefully towards Denethor, and crashing right into the camera.
* Take 2: Pippin pacing purposefully towards Denethor, avoiding the camera, but being attached by the Peter puppet. (This almost life size dummy featured a number of times.)
* PJ waltzing with one of the size doubles;
* Arwen tripping up the stairs on several occasions.
* Some very interesting faces pulled at the camera. One in particular, Pippin and Gandalf riding into Minas Tirith, where they turned and smiled ever so cheesily for the camera.
* PJ riding through a crowd – this was a blue screen shot, I think, and the crowd were the crew…I saw Andrew Lesnie and a few other familiar faces. They were waving farewell (as per Faramir leaving to defend the Pelennor Fields), all very sad until PJs horse started to go backwards.
* Frodo’s horse going backwards, Frodo maintaining character at all costs.
* Frodo’s cloak getting caught on some bushes as he’s trying to duck for cover at Amon Hen. Meanwhile the Uruk Hai have already started thundering down the hill, so they keep on thundering by him.
* Pippin unable to unsheath his sword during the seige of the Citadel, and doing a quick tap routine off behind the gateway.
* A sequence where PJ was talking to camera, describing a new really effective snow machine they’d bought, which had the capacity to blanket whole mountains in white. Then he called for the machine to be turned off, because they wanted to start work now. But it just kept blizzarding on.
* In Rohan, Pippin is out of bed and on his way to investigate the Palantir. ‘What are you doing?’ asked Merry. ‘Nothing, what are you doing?’ asked Pippin. ‘Well, I was having this great dream about Gimli’s helmet…’ said Merry (indicating the huge bulge in the bed clothes) so Pippin got into bed with Merry and they rolled around and generally cracked up laughing like little kids.
* Merry and Pippin seemed to have quite a few of the more risqué ones, including ‘come, come, come …. from the Green Dragon’, and another one in a trailer where they have their trousers down, undertaking a comparative analysis. A lifesize doll was also involved. Use your imaginations.
* At one of those intensely emotional moments in the film (‘Go home Sam!’), Sam collapses in a heap in tears, and breaks away part of the set. Oops.
* Gandalf holding the crown, puts it down and says ‘Now come the days of the Return of the Queen’, and the camera pans up to this wonderful hairdo, all beehive and studded with pink flowers.
* Sean Astin and Sarah McLeod holding their respective children for the filming of those last scenes. Sean is giving his daughter an encouraging ‘you can do this!’ talk, and she says ‘yes’, so they roll camera and both Elanor and Baby Frodo start howling. Deafening. Sean and Sarah just roll their eyes.
* Aragorn at the Black Gate, is thwacked very hard on the side of the head. ‘Right’, he says, pulling out a machine gun. “‘ackatackatackatackatack’ that’s for Frodo. And ‘ackatackatackatackatack’ that’s for Sam.â€
*There was a brilliant little sequence of Faramir and Eowyn at the coronation, where they are looking dewily at each other, then Faramir looks at the camera and mouths ‘bullshit’, they look dewily at each other again, he looks to the camera again and does this wonderful wiggle with his eyebrows.
* Legolas-the-wonderful completely unable to fit an arrow to his bow at Helm’s Deep.
* Theoden exhorting the Rohirrim to hold the doors at Helm’s Deep ‘make them fast! It’s the Jehovah’s Witnesses’.
* Theoden again, on the steps at Helm’s Deep ‘Helm has arisen’, and then he turns around and prances back up the steps.
* Theoden close to camera ’10,000 strong you say’, to which Aragorn goes on about scanning of skulls and making of children’s toys. This is one I had seen on the ‘Net. Still funny, though, because they did it a couple of times, a couple of different ways.
* Aragorn leaving his tent at Dunharrow, and opening up a tin of Pepsi.
* The scene where Aragorn and Legolas run out of the armoury when they hear the Elves arriving…and Gimli (or his double) follows in that overlong chainmail, and the poor guy kept falling over, and getting up, and tripping over and getting up. A bit like Maggie in the Simpsons.
* Outside the doors of Durin…The Watcher in the Water….and the music from Jaws.
* Pippin and Merry performing mouth to mouth on the head of an Uruk Hai
* A chorus of Uruk Hai singing ‘You make me feel like a natural woman’, and very tunefully too!
* Elrond doing a very strange little dance at Mt Doom
* Gandalf having costume fittings, and doing a very camp dance in white undies (holding up grey robes)
* A close-up shot of Aragorn talking on a mobile phone, the camera pulls back and it’s the scene where they are fleeing Edoras. He’s sitting on his horse, chatting away.
* Frodo, in the scene where Gollum wakes him with the coneys. And Frodo squints into the sun, and pops on his sun glasses.
* And then he chews on the rabbits.
* That’s after Sam has been attacked by one of his coneys.
* The four hobbits at the coronation, standing against a blue screen, looking all shy and out of place, and suddenly whipping out bottles of champagne shaking them and popping the corks. Very messy.
* The close up shot of Frodo at Sam’s wedding. And how determined was Merry to get his face in the picture too.
For the last few minutes PJ talked about King Kong, which is still being shot (another three weeks filming to go) and is scheduled for release in December. And then it was time to go. We gave him a standing ovation, and it felt good to be able to do that, to be able to express appreciation in person for all of the joy that the films have brought me (and us) over the past few years.
There are a couple of pictures of the theatre and the mini-mooters
here.
Sass, (hi, by the way, I don’t think we’ve ever crossed paths before), he didn’t say anything about a release day, but I’ve heard that he is intending to release this at some point sometime, along with ‘deleted scenes’. (I can’t remember where I heard it, I’ll try and confirm that.)