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That is the quote - I think I saw that version as one of the intermediate steps.

Just out of curiosity, what was the first quote? I can pick out "Bag End", but I can't remember any quotes that mention "Eaves".

"There ain't no eaves at Bag End, and that's a fact."

P.S. Jude, I tried the Translation Party on a big bit of what the dog in your sig is saying. It gave this: "I am a dodecahedron, the world is a sound conclusion, I find the asymmetry."

I can't tell whether that makes more or less sense.

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Then we come back to Mordor very storm. It is a black night.

Gandalf to Pippin? "We return in a very storm of Mordor. It will be a dark night." Or something like that.

Yup!

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This is a very Hobbit - Elf and Prince, wrapped in skin.

LOL!

ah - that's Aragorn's line in Moria about Frodo's mithril shirt...

'Here is a pretty hobbit-skin to wrap an elven-princeling in!"

*Bump*

Where's ED got to - on vacation?

I don't know.

I'm pretty sure your answer is correct - you should go ahead and post the next quote!

Okay...if no one minds, I do have rather an amusing offering..

This one went through some hilarious early stages…

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Used to stay to work the best opportunities for all older people behind the bar to accept a recall of desire.

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Remember the golden opportunity, you agree to use the work for the elderly behind bars and every desire

Finally reaching equilibrium at

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Remember the chance bar, the work should be used for the elderly behind every desire.

I could only recognise it from the first version - thanks for including the earlier incarnations!

This is Éowyn: "To stay behind bars until use and old age accept them and all chance of valor has gone beyond beyond recall or desire."

Right! I know it makes it easier by putting the earlier incarnations in but they are sometimes so much funnier than the end result that it's a shame not to share them!

Ooh, this one went through some hilarious incarnations:

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Nasty nasty fear that! Please you late for dinner!

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Nasty is nasty horror! Please delay your dinner!

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Nasty is nasty horror! Late suppers!

Need a hint?

Is it from "Of Herbs and Stewed Rabbits"? Just a thought...

No, much earlier...

Is it Bilbo about Adventures?

"Nasty uncomfortable things! Make you late for dinner!"

Yes, exactly!

I don't go on vacations, but I often forget to check the boards. I had a good excuse this time, though - I'm studying! I was having trouble getting a job, so I grabbed an opportunity to do a highly-subsidised TAFE course. The mountains of homework started very quickly (and I also started going to fighter training on Monday as well as Friday, because it's close-ish to school). Anyway, I now have two weeks of holidays, which look to be just as busy but more at home.

I'll try to get on here again, but it'll probably go the same way - I'm on for a few days, then I forget again.